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THE DALLAS “DEATH LIST” & THE MITB LEAKS: WHO IS CLIMBING THE LADDER?

Posted on by Maria Cristina Aguillera

Yo! I just got my hands on a fax that was “accidentally” left in a copier at the WWF headquarters in Stamford. We finally have the rumored names for the Titan Clash and the first-ever Money in the Bank (MITB).

Vince is calling this “The New Era of Opportunism,” but in the locker room, they’re calling it a suicide mission. Here is the leaked July lineup that’s going to change the WWF landscape forever.

[[ THE “TITAN CLASH” FINALIZED CARD ]]

July 23, 2000 – Reunion Arena, Dallas

The 8-man Heavyweight Tournament to crown the #1 Contender for SummerSlam:

  1. Butterbean vs. Birdie: (Boxing vs. Chains—a literal hospital trip waiting to happen).

  2. Sagat vs. The Big Show: (The Emperor of Muay Thai vs. The Largest Athlete in the World).

  3. Yokozuna vs. Rikishi: (The Battle of the Samoan Giants—the ring might actually collapse).

  4. Vader vs. Kane: (Pure Super Heavyweight carnage).

[[ LEAKED: THE 1ST EVER “MONEY IN THE BANK” LINEUP ]]

The “Mafia” wanted a mix of speed, technical brilliance, and absolute madness. These 6 men are reportedly the ones chosen to climb for the briefcase:

  • Rob Van Dam (RVD): The #3 Light Heavyweight and current favorite. If there’s a ladder, RVD is going to jump off it.

  • The Prototype (John Cena): The rookie powerhouse. He’s currently #8 in Light Heavyweight and looking for a “fast track” to the top.

  • Edge: The “Ultimate Opportunist” rumor is starting here. He’s built for this kind of chaos.

  • Christian: Where Edge goes, Christian follows. They’ll likely work together… until they don’t.

  • Chris Benoit: The technical machine. He doesn’t like gimmicks, but he likes winning.

  • Shelton Benjamin: Rumor has it this guy’s athleticism on a ladder is “superhuman.”

THE MECHANICS: The briefcase hangs 20 feet up. Inside is a contract for a World Title Match anytime, anywhere. If you win, you have one year to “cash in.” You could jump the champion during a grocery run or after a 60-minute iron man match. The Undisputed Belt is never safe again.

[[ THE RETURN: BRET “THE HITMAN” HART ]]

After his shocking loss to Yokozuna on March 26th—his first and only sanctioned WWF fight—Bret is back. He’s been silent while Goldberg, The Rock, and Stone Cold took over the headlines.

  • The July Fight: Bret vs. Kurt Angle. Bret wants to prove he’s still the “Excellence of Execution” against the new Olympic blood. He’s never fought the “Big Three” of the new era yet, and word is he’s using this match to scout his next target.

[[ THE WORLD REACTS TO THE MITB CONCEPT ]]

Personality The “Shoot” Reaction
Ryu (SF) “To climb for power instead of earning it through the fist… it is a strange path. But the courage to ascend while being attacked is a warrior’s trait.”
Guile (SF) “It’s an aerial tactical nightmare. You’re a sitting duck on that ladder. I hope these boys have their ‘Flash Kicks’ ready for the mid-air counters.”
The Rock “You think The Rock is scared of a briefcase? You can climb the ladder, grab the case, and open it up just to find a one-way ticket to Smackdown Hotel!”
Stone Cold “Vince wants to legalize muggings? Fine. But if you try to cash in on the Texas Rattlesnake, you’re getting a Stunner before you can even unzip the bag!”
Triple H “It’s a shortcut for cowards. I’ve spent 15 years in the trenches. If some high-flyer thinks he can skip the line, I’ll break his neck at the bottom of the ladder.”
Mike Tyson “It’s a street fight in the sky, man! I love it! It’s like the ‘hood—you always gotta be ready to bang, even when you’re tired.”
Michael Jordan “I took it personally that they didn’t ask me to be the one hanging the case. I’d like to see anyone try to out-jump me for it. 🏀”
Shaq “The ladder would break the second I put a toe on it! But I love the hustle. I’d cash in on Big Show during his lunch break. Give me the BBQ and the belt!”
Kobe Bryant “It’s Mamba Mentality. You find the path to the top while everyone else is fighting on the ground. It’s not a shortcut; it’s an obsession.”

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Agatom is also pushing to be the 7th man in the MITB match. Can you imagine the 116-pounder diving from 20 feet up? The Philippines would explode! ]]

THE “ANYTIME, ANYWHERE” ANARCHY: GLOBAL ICONS REACT TO MONEY IN THE BANK

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! The rumors of the Money in the Bank (MITB) ladder match have officially broken the internet. I’ve been tracking the “internal memos” and catching quotes from the biggest names in sports and street fighting. This isn’t just a match; it’s a “legalized mugging” for the Undisputed World Title.

Here is how the world’s most dangerous men and most competitive icons are reacting to the chaos.

[[ THE BIG THREE: THE WWF POWERHOUSE REACTS ]]

  • THE ROCK: > “The Rock hears the jabronis talking about a briefcase. You want to climb a ladder? You want to jump off a 20-foot structure just to get a piece of paper? The Rock doesn’t need a contract to be the People’s Champion. But if you think you’re going to ‘cash in’ while The Rock is celebrating a victory… if you think you’re going to catch the Great One off guard… you better bring more than a ladder. You better bring a miracle, because the Rock will take that briefcase, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!”

  • STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN: > “I don’t give a damn about a briefcase, and I sure as hell don’t care about a ladder. Vince thinks he can create a ‘shortcut’ to my title? If some son-of-a-bitch thinks he’s gonna jump me after a match, he’s gonna find out that a Stunner works just as well at 2:00 AM as it does at 8:00 PM. You want the belt? Be a man and step in the ring. You want to use a briefcase? I’ll use your head for target practice. And that’s the bottom line!”

  • TRIPLE H: > “It’s typical. Vince wants to give the ‘nobodies’ a chance to steal what belongs to the ‘Cerebral Assassin.’ This MITB concept is a slap in the face to the hierarchy. I’ve spent fifteen years becoming the best in this business, and now some high-flyer can jump off a ladder and skip the line? Fine. Let them climb. While they’re looking at the ceiling, I’ll be waiting at the bottom to break the ladder—and their legs. The Game doesn’t play with toys.”

[[ STREET FIGHTER: THE WORLD WARRIORS WEIGH IN ]]

  • RYU: > “A battle for a contract? It lacks the purity of the Fist. To win by climbing instead of striking… it feels hollow. However, I respect the courage it takes to climb so high while being attacked. I will watch, but my path remains the same: the true fight is within.”

  • GUILE: > “It’s a tactical nightmare. You’re exposed on that ladder from 360 degrees. It’s like being in a cockpit with no canopy. If the WWF wants a real ‘Air Force’ specialist to take that case, they should call a professional. But ‘cashing in’ when a man is down? That’s not a soldier’s way.”

  • M. BISON: > (Laughing) > “A briefcase that grants ultimate power? Finally, a match that understands the beauty of corruption! I don’t care about the ladder—I will simply Psycho Crush anyone who touches it. The World Title belongs to Shadaloo, regardless of what the contract says!”

[[ THE HEAVY HITTERS: BOXING & MMA ]]

  • MIKE TYSON: > “It’s crazy, man. It’s like a street fight in the sky. If you’re on that ladder, you can’t protect your chin. One punch and it’s a long way down. I like the ‘anytime’ rule, though. It’s like the streets—you always gotta be ready to bang.”

  • OSCAR DE LA HOYA: > “It’s too much of a circus for me. Wrestling is one thing, but climbing ladders for a contract? It takes away from the ‘Sweet Science.’ But hey, the ratings will be huge. People love a car wreck.”

  • LENNOX LEWIS: > “It’s a strategic game of chess, but the board is vertical. You have to wait for the right moment to climb. If you go too early, you’re a target. If you go too late, the prize is gone.”

  • MARK HUNT: > “Just give me the ladder so I can hit someone with it. 👊 If I win that case, I’m cashing it in the second Kimbo Slice finishes a fight. Walk-off KO, take the belt, go home. Easy.”

[[ THE HARDCOURT LEGENDS: NBA ICONS ]]

  • MICHAEL JORDAN: > “I heard the ‘anytime’ rule. That’s the ultimate test of a champion. Can you defend your title when you’re tired? When you’re hurt? That’s what separates the Greats from the rest. I took it personally that they didn’t ask me to be the one hanging the briefcase. I’d like to see anyone try to out-jump me for it.”

  • SHAQ: > “Man, the ladder would break as soon as I put one foot on it! 🏀💥 But I love the concept. It’s like a fast break—you see the opening, you take the shot. If I had that briefcase, I’d cash it in on Big Show during his dinner. Give me the BBQ and the belt!”

  • KOBE BRYANT: > “It’s about the Mamba Mentality. You have to be the most obsessed person in that ring. While everyone is fighting on the mat, you have to find the path to the top. The MITB isn’t a ‘shortcut’—it’s an opportunity for the person who wants it the most. I respect the hustle.”

[[ THE THREAD: MITB MANIA ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

TYSON IS RIGHT! 🥊 Imagine being 20 feet up and seeing Mike Tyson waiting at the bottom. I’d just stay up there! And Triple H sounds terrified that someone is finally going to out-smart him.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    RVD in a ladder match? It’s over. He’s the #3 Light Heavyweight and he lives on the top rope. If he’s in the MITB, he’s walking away with the case. No question.

User: HadoukenKid

M. Bison wanting the briefcase for Shadaloo? 💀 The WWF is getting too dangerous. We’ve got dictators, boxers, and Olympic wrestlers all fighting for one belt. July 23rd cannot get here fast enough!

User: BeefSlammer69

SHAQ VS THE LADDER!! 👊😤 I’m telling you, they need a custom-built steel ladder if the Super Heavyweights are in this. Imagine Yokozuna trying to climb that. The ring would implode!

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Bret Hart has been training privately in a “Ladder-filled” gym in Calgary. Is “The Hitman” looking to secure a guaranteed shot at the man who beat him, Yokozuna? ]]

RANKING REACTION LEAK: FROM THE OVAL OFFICE TO THE LOCKER ROOM

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! The July 1st rankings dropped like a pipe bomb, and the fallout is reaching way beyond the squared circle. I’ve been monitors the feeds, “wiretapping” the back offices, and catching quotes from the biggest names in the world.

Some are calling the PFP scoring a revolution; others are calling it a “mafia hit” on their legacies. Here is how the icons reacted to the first official WWF-Universe standings.

[[ THE POWER PLAYERS: THE FRONT OFFICE & THE LOCKER ROOM ]]

  • TRIPLE H: > “A PFP score of 8 for a backyard brawler? You’ve got to be kidding me. Kimbo Slice hasn’t even stepped in the ring with a ‘Cerebral Assassin’ yet. These rankings aren’t a measure of skill; they’re a measure of hype. While The Rock is busy celebrating his #4 spot like he won a Grammy, I’m in the gym preparing to dismantle the system. You want to see a real PFP leader? Watch what I do to X-Pac. Then we’ll see who’s ‘electrifying’ and who’s just… irrelevant.”

  • VINCE MCMAHON: > “Look at those numbers! Kimbo Slice at #1… Prince Naseem at #2… it’s exactly what I envisioned! A global melting pot of carnage! People are questioning the ‘early season’ scoring? Ha! In the WWF, every second is a season. If you aren’t on the board now, you’re already a dinosaur. This is sports entertainment’s evolution, and if the ‘old guard’ doesn’t like it, they can find a new museum to rot in!”

  • KURT ANGLE: > “I’m an Olympic Gold Medalist! I won with a broken freakin’ neck! How am I ranked #7 in Light Heavyweight behind a guy named ‘RVD’ who does flips for a living? And Kimbo Slice is #1 PFP? Has he ever wrestled in the amateurs? Has he ever represented his country? This list is a travesty of the Three I’s: Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence. I’m going to personally suplex every person on this list until I’m #1. It’s true… it’s damn true!”

[[ THE LEGENDS: BOXING, BASKETBALL, & THE “GOLDEN ERA” ]]

  • MIKE TYSON: > “I see the list. Kimbo’s a tough kid, he’s got that hunger. But PFP #1? You can’t crown a king before he’s bled in a championship round. And Butterbean at #6? He’s a wrecking ball, but he’s fighting ghosts. I want to see these guys under my lights. Until then, these rankings are just paper. When ‘Iron Mike’ steps in, the only ranking that matters is who’s still awake when the bell rings.”

  • MICHAEL JORDAN: > “I saw the report. #4 for The Rock? 3-0? That’s cute. In Chicago, 3-0 is just the first quarter. I don’t care about ‘PFP Scores.’ I care about who’s holding the trophy at the end. I took it personally that they didn’t even mention ‘The Goat’ in the crossover discussions. If the WWF wants a real #1, they know where to find me. Until then, stay out of my way.”

  • HULK HOGAN: > “Well let me tell you something, Brother! I’m #4 in the Super Heavyweights and #8 in the Heavyweights? The Hulkster is a global icon! I’ve slammed giants and ruled the world while Kimbo was still in diapers! The PFP score is a joke, dude. The power of Hulkamania doesn’t fit on a spreadsheet. But hey, if the fans want to see the ‘Real #1’ take that Super Heavyweight spot from Butterbean… then Watcha Gonna Do?!”

  • BRUNO SAMMARTINO: > “In my day, you didn’t need a ‘score’ to know who the champion was. You defended the title for years, not weeks. This WWF is a circus. Seeing these ‘street fighters’ ranked above men who spent decades in the trenches is an insult to the history of this business. Vince can keep his rankings; I’ll keep my dignity.”

[[ THE PHILIPPINE CONNECTION & THE OVAL OFFICE ]]

  • BILL CLINTON: > “I’ve looked at the data, and it’s certainly an ambitious statistical model. Seeing a 116-pounder like Agatom represent the Philippines with such heart… that’s the kind of international cooperation we like to see. As for the PFP scores being ‘early,’ well, sometimes the first hundred days tell you everything you need to know about a term.”

  • JOSEPH ESTRADA (Erap): > “Agatom is a true Filipino hero! Small but terrible! 🇵🇭 He recovered in Japan like a true ‘Action Star.’ As for the rankings… as long as our boy is winning, the math is correct! We don’t care about the Super Heavyweights—we have the heart of a lion!”

  • KRIS AQUINO: > “Oh my gosh, Agatom! It’s so nakaka-proud! ❤️ Did you see how he beat ‘Changed Man’? It was like a movie! But Kimbo Slice at #1? Is he even cute? I think the scoring is a bit ‘over-acting,’ but as long as we have a Filipino in the top ranks, I’m here for the drama! Love, love, love!”

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: The “PFP Scoring” is based on Strength of Schedule and Finish Rate. Kimbo is #1 because he finishes fights in seconds. If the wrestlers want to move up, they need to stop going to 20-minute draws and start knocking people out! ]]

JULY 1st STATE OF THE UNION: RANKINGS, RVD’S ASCENSION, & THE FILIPINO PHENOM

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! We are officially six months into the chaos that is the WWF-Universe. The dust from the “Chicago Carnage” and the international tours has finally settled enough for the “Mafia” to release the official mid-year power rankings.

From the streets of Miami to the rings of Japan, the hierarchy of combat has never been more volatile. Here is your July 1st briefing.

[[ THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT SEMI-FINALS: RVD ADVANCES ]]

Rob Van Dam def. Shawn Michaels (via Pinfall – June 19)

  • The Match: In what many are calling the “Technical Masterpiece of the Summer,” RVD managed to survive a Sweet Chin Music attempt and counter with a split-legged moonsault.

  • The Result: RVD officially punches his ticket to the next round. HBK looked stunned, but the respect was visible. RVD is now the #3 ranked Light Heavyweight in the world and climbing fast.

[[ THE GLOBAL INVASION: AGATOM’S REDEMPTION ]]

Agatom def. “Changed Man” (via Pinfall – June 26 in Japan)

  • The Context: After a heartbreaking debut loss to the mysterious Golimar, the smallest fighter in the WWF (116 lbs) headed back to the East to find his rhythm.

  • The Fight: Agatom faced the Japanese masked daredevil and stuntman, “Changed Man.” The speed in this match was terrifying.

  • The Finish: The Filipino High Flyer proved that heart outweighs mass. He recovered from a high-risk dive to secure a pinfall in front of a stunned Tokyo crowd. Agatom is officially on the board!

[[ OFFICIAL MID-YEAR RANKINGS: JULY 1, 2000 ]]

POUND FOR POUND (PFP)

The top of the mountain belongs to the backyard legend, but the “Prince” and the “Greatest” are breathing down his neck.

Rank Name Record Score
#1 Kimbo Slice 3-0-0 8
#2 Prince Naseem Hamed 1-0-0 4
#3 Rickson Gracie 1-0-0 4
#4 The Rock 3-0-0 4
#5 Ted DiBiase 2-0-0 3

DIVISIONAL LEADERS

  • SUPER HEAVYWEIGHT: Butterbean (#1) holds the top spot after his June conquest, with Andre the Giant (#2) and Bob Sapp (#3) ready for the “Titan Clash.”

  • HEAVYWEIGHT: Kimbo Slice (#1) leads the pack. The Rock (#2) has moved up following his win over Neidhart, while Fedor (#9) and Couture (#10) have officially entered the top ten.

  • LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT: Kimbo (#1) somehow dominates here too, but Shane McMahon (#2) and RVD (#3) are the real story. John Cena (The Prototype) sits at #8, looking for his breakout.

  • CRUISERWEIGHT: Prince Naseem (#1) and Rickson (#2) rule the technical ranks. Golimar holds #8, while the legend Gen rounds out the top 10 at #10.

[[ THE ANALYST’S DESK: JULY OUTLOOK ]]

Joe Rogan: “Kimbo Slice at #1 PFP with an 8 score is absolute insanity. 🥊 He’s dominant, but look at Rickson Gracie at #3. If Rickson gets Kimbo on the ground, that score won’t mean anything. Also, shoutout to Agatom—116 pounds of pure lightning. That kid is ‘tight’!”

Jim Lampley: “BANG! The Rock is surging! ⚡️ After the Vader and Neidhart wins, he’s the most active fighter on the list. But can we talk about Ted DiBiase at #5? He’s buying his way into the elite tier, and Savage is the only thing standing in his way!”

[[ THE THREAD: RANKING RAGE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

KIMBO #1!! 👊 3-0 and a score of 8? That’s dominance. I’m glad to see RVD at #3 in Light Heavyweight. Beating HBK was no fluke. He’s going all the way to the gold.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Agatom winning in Japan is the real feel-good story. 🇵🇭 The smallest guy in the room just silenced the “Changed Man.” I want to see him vs Rey Mysterio (#9 CW). That’s a high-flyer’s dream!

User: HadoukenKid

Ryu (#6 CW) and Ken (#5 CW) are ranked too low. They’ve only had one match each! Wait until the “Titan Clash” is over and the Street Fighters start moving up the PFP ranks. 🐯🕶️

User: BeefSlammer69

BUTTERBEAN #1 SUPER HEAVY!! 🥩 3-0 is 3-0. I don’t care if he fought legends or grandpas, nobody has been able to stop him. SummerSlam is gonna be wild! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m noticing a name missing from the Top 10 PFP… Triple H. After his recent interview, I expect he’s going to go on a rampage to force his way into these rankings. Watch your backs! ]]

LEAKED: THE BUTTERBEAN “DUCKING” SCANDAL & THE BACKSTAGE BRAWL

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! I just got off the phone with a source who was in the locker room during the June 25th taping. If you think the drama is only in the ring, you’re dead wrong. The “Butterbean Blitz” has officially fractured the WWF locker room. While Bean is out here taking on legends like Benny the Jet and Gen, the active roster is playing a game of “hide and seek.”

Here is the leaked dirt on why June was so chaotic and what the heavy hitters are saying about Bean’s future.

[[ THE LEAKED RUMOR: THE “LOCKER ROOM LOCKOUT” ]]

Word is that in early June, a group of prominent WWF grapplers (rumored to be led by Hardcore Holly and Steve Blackman) held an informal meeting.

  • The Beef: They’re furious that the “Mafia” is bringing in “outsiders” and paying them top dollar to fight retired legends while the active roster sits in the back.

  • The Confrontation: After the June 1st match was cancelled, Bean allegedly walked into the main locker room and threw a stack of blank contracts on the table. He told them: “You guys call yourselves ‘Lethal Weapons’ and ‘Hardcore,’ but you’re all terrified of a 400-pounder with a hook. If you won’t sign, stay in the back and keep the seats warm for the real fighters.”

  • The Result: Total silence. Nobody picked up a pen. That’s why the “Mafia” had to call in the legends (Benny Joe and Gen) just to keep the June schedule alive.

[[ THE ANALYST ROUNDTABLE: “IS BEAN THE REAL DEAL?” ]]

Analyst The “Shoot” Reaction
Joe Rogan “Look, people are hating because he’s fighting older guys, but Bean is showing real IQ. Lifting Benny the Jet? That’s wrestling! He’s proving he’s not just a ‘Brawl for All’ fluke. It’s tight!”
Jim Lampley “BANG! It’s a collision of worlds! Bean is a wrecking ball, but the weekly grind is a death trap. If he signs that July contract, he’s a braver man than anyone in that locker room.”
Quinito Henson “Bean has the ‘Power of the Punch,’ but he’s smart to use his weight. He’s taking the ‘Sporting Chance’ by adapting his style. He’s a heavyweight chameleon!”
Oscar De La Hoya “It’s a circus. He’s wrestling grandpas for a paycheck. If he wants respect, he needs to get back in a boxing ring with a prime contender. This is making the sport look like a joke.”
Bob Arum “The WWF is running him into the ground. A match every week? It’s a death wish. Bean hasn’t signed that extension yet because he knows his value. He’s holding all the cards.”

[[ THE CONTRACT CRISIS: JULY PROJECTIONS ]]

Will he sign the “1 Match Per Week” Contract?

My sources say Bean is hesitant. He’s proven he can beat the legends, but he knows the toll is mounting. He’s reportedly demanding a “Quality Clause”—meaning he only signs if the “Mafia” can guarantee him a younger, top-tier opponent who won’t “duck” him.

Future Possible Opponents:

  1. Sagat: The match the underground is screaming for. Muay Thai vs. Boxing.

  2. The Big Show: The ultimate test of Bean’s new wrestling strength.

  3. Birdie: If the British brawler gets through customs, his “Chain” style vs. Bean’s power is a guaranteed hospital trip for someone.

[[ THE THREAD: THE BEAN DEBATE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

BEAN CALLING OUT THE ROSTER!! 👊 I love it. Holly and Blackman acting like they’re tough until a real KO artist walks in. Bean is the baddest man in the building right now.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Benny Joe actually hurt him, though! 🦵 If a 47-year-old can rattle Bean’s cage, imagine what a prime Sagat would do. Bean is smart to hold out on that contract. He needs a break before Dallas.

User: HadoukenKid

De La Hoya is just mad Bean is more popular than half the boxing roster. 🕶️ But Arum is right—the weekly grind is dangerous. Bean should wait for SummerSlam and pick one big “Superfight.”

User: BeefSlammer69

BEAN VS BIG SHOW!! 💥 I want to see Bean try to lift 500 lbs of giant. If he pulls that off, give him the World Title immediately! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Birdie is officially cleared for Dallas. If Bean signs that July contract, the “Weekly War” is going to get a whole lot bloodier. ]]

THE “BUTTERBEAN” BLITZ: JUNE CONQUEST AND THE CONTRACT CRISIS

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! The month of June was supposed to be the “Summer of the Bean,” but it turned into a month of controversy, “ducking,” and some of the most bizarre matchups in WWF history. Eric “Butterbean” Esch was ready to fight every week, but the WWF locker room—especially the grapplers—seemed to have a sudden case of “stage fright.”

Here is the breakdown of Butterbean’s chaotic June campaign and why the “King of the 4-Rounders” might be reconsidering his signature on that weekly contract.

[[ JUNE 1-7: THE SILENT TREATMENT ]]

Following his dominant win over the giant Hong Man Choi, the WWF sanctioned a “Match a Week” challenge for Bean.

  • The Reality: Week 1 was a total wash. Despite the odds being split 50/50 among the fans, the WWF roster stayed quiet. Rumor has it the technical grapplers—afraid of that legendary overhand right—refused to sign the bout agreements. The first match was cancelled due to “No Willing Opponents.”

[[ JUNE 18: THE LEGENDARY STRUGGLE ]]

Opponent: Benny “The Jet” Urquidez (Age 47)

  • The Vibe: An aging Benny Joe stepped up when nobody else would. Under Pro Wrestling rules, it looked like a mismatch, but the kickboxing legend actually had Bean in trouble early with his speed and leg kicks.

  • The Turning Point: Bean realized he couldn’t win a stand-up battle with a legend. He switched gears, using his 400lb frame to lift and throw Benny like a sack of potatoes.

  • The Finish: A stunned Benny Joe was caught by a massive hook before Bean secured the pin. A “walk in the park” turned into a legitimate dogfight.

[[ JUNE 25: THE KUNG FU CRISIS ]]

Opponent: Gen (Age 60s)

  • The Context: Gen, fresh off an upset KO win over Benny Joe in April, challenged Bean under Pro Wrestling rules.

  • The Match: The martial arts master showed flashes of his old “jumping kung fu” style, but age had slowed him down.

  • The Finish: Bean played it smart, absorbing the lighter strikes and waiting for an opening. One devastating power-punch followed by a heavy-weight pin ended the night.

[[ THE EXPERTS WEIGH IN ]]

Analyst Quote / Reaction
Joe Rogan “People are making fun of Bean for fighting 60-year-olds, but did you see the throws he used on Benny Joe? That’s high-level adaptation. He’s evolving into a pro wrestler in real-time. It’s absolutely ‘tight’!”
Jim Lampley “BANG! Butterbean is taking on the ghosts of martial arts past! He’s the ultimate wrecking ball, but you have to wonder—how long can a 400lb man sustain a match every single week?”
Quinito Henson “Bean is proving that ‘Heft is Might’ in the WWF. He’s taking the ‘Sporting Chance’ by fighting legends, but the real test will be a younger, faster grappler who isn’t afraid of the power.”
Oscar De La Hoya “It’s a circus. Butterbean is a boxer, and he’s out here wrestling grandpas? It’s a side-show. He needs to get back in a ring with someone his own age or hang it up.”
Bob Arum “The WWF is milking the cow until it’s dry. A match every week? It’s a death wish. Bean is smart—he hasn’t signed that extension yet, and if he’s wise, he’ll demand ‘Quality over Quantity’.”

[[ THE FUTURE: THE CONTRACT & POTENTIAL FOES ]]

Will he sign the “1 Match Per Week” Contract?

Word backstage is that Bean is hesitant. While he’s winning, the toll on his body is showing, and fighting smaller, older legends isn’t helping his “BMF” reputation with the hardcore fans. He wants “Real Meat” on the menu.

Potential July Opponents:

  1. Sagat: The dream match. Muay Thai vs. Boxing power.

  2. Mark Hunt: The “Super Samoan” is reportedly in talks for a K-1/WWF hybrid match.

  3. The Big Show: The ultimate size test. Can Bean lift a 500lb giant like he did Benny Joe?

[[ THE THREAD: THE BEAN DEBATE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

BENNY JOE HURT BEAN?! 🦵 That just shows that kickboxing is the ultimate counter. I love Bean, but he’s lucky Benny is 47 and not 27. If he fights a prime striker, he’s going to sleep.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Gen winning in his 60s against Benny was the real shocker of April. 🥋 Seeing Bean pin him was predictable, but the match was actually competitive for a few minutes! I want to see Bean vs. Birdie in Dallas. Let the big men swing chains!

User: HadoukenKid

De La Hoya is just salty because Bean is making more money in the WWF than most boxers make in a year. 🕶️ But Arum is right—one match a week is too much. One injury and the “Bean Conquest” is over.

User: BeefSlammer69

GIVE ME BEAN VS SAGAT!! 👊😤 I don’t want to see any more Kung Fu masters. I want to see a Tiger Knee vs a 400lb Hook. That’s the only match that matters!

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Bean’s camp is demanding a “Safety Clause” before signing the July contract. If the WWF can’t find young fighters willing to step up, we might see the end of the weekly Bean-streak. Stay tuned! ]]

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CHICAGO CARNAGE POST-MATCH REPORT: THE ROAD TO RALEIGH BEGINS

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! The smoke hasn’t even cleared from the Allstate Arena. Chicago just witnessed a night that changed the hierarchy of the WWF forever. While the “Vocal Minority” is still arguing over the safety of the Cell, the “Mafia” is already looking at the August 27th date in Raleigh.

Forget the rumors you heard—here is the official fallout and the road ahead.

[[ THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT SITUATION: THE FINAL FOUR ]]

The Millennium Light Heavyweight Tournament is down to the wire. Despite some fans thinking we’d have a champion by now, the field is still wide open. We have four titans left, and the brackets for the semi-finals are set for next week:

  1. Kurt Angle vs. The Prototype (John Cena): After his controversial “tap” against Shane in the UFC match, Angle is in a blind rage. He has to cut weight to 220 to face the “Perfect Machine.” Prototype is looking to prove that UPW power beats Olympic technique.

  2. Shawn Michaels vs. Rob Van Dam: The match the underground has been begging for. HBK proved he can handle “Martial Artists” like Seagal; now he has to handle the “Anti-Gravity” style of RVD.

The Finals will be held at SummerSlam on August 27th to crown the Undisputed Light Heavyweight Champion.

[[ THE SUMMERSLAM 2000 FIGHT CARD (PRELIMINARY) ]]

1. THE OPENER: UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHT

Royce Gracie (C) vs. Ken Shamrock (Trilogy)

  • The Beef: Shamrock is demanding a restart after the Chicago “Boring” finish. This will be the definitive rubber match under pure UFC rules.

2. TAG TEAM EXHIBITION: THE FIRST OF ITS KIND

The Rock & Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Sagat & Ken Masters

  • The Vibe: A “Truce” has been signed. The WWF’s two biggest icons are teaming up to stop the “World Warrior” invasion. This will be the first tag match in WWF history to feature Street Fighters.

3. BMF CHAMPIONSHIP: THE KNOCKOUT SPECIAL

Kimbo Slice vs. Butterbean

  • The Vibe: Kimbo is 3-0 after destroying Zulu Jr., but the “Mafia” just signed the baddest man in boxing. This is for the BMF Belt. No wrestling allowed.

4. CO-MAIN: USA TITLE #1 CONTENDER FINALS

Ted DiBiase vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage

  • The Twist: The Undertaker has officially abandoned this tournament! Taker told the board he doesn’t want the gold; he wants Mick Foley’s career. This leaves the “Million Dollar Man” (who just bought his way past Bischoff) to face the “Macho Man” for the right to challenge Hulk Hogan for the USA Belt.

5. MAIN EVENT: THE INTERCONTINENTAL FINALS

Andre The Giant vs. Hulk Hogan

  • The Stakes: The tournament that started in January concludes. The Intercontinental Belt is on the line in a clash of the two most legendary names in the sport.

[[ THE THREAD: CHICAGO AFTERMATH ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

Taker leaving the tournament?! ⚱️ That’s cold. He’d rather hunt Foley than be the USA Champion. And Prototype vs Angle is going to be a shoot-fight, I’m calling it now. Angle is gonna try to break that kid’s ankle for real.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    HBK vs RVD is the real main event for me. 🌟 If Shawn is 90s-peak, he wins. If he’s “Retired Shawn,” RVD 4:20 is gonna splash him into the front row. And no way Prototype makes 220 lbs. He’s a tank!

User: HadoukenKid

Sagat and Ken Masters as a tag team? 🐯🕶️ I bet Ken is just using Sagat to protect his business interests in the WWF. If Austin hits a Stunner on Ken, the “Street Fighter” era might end before it starts.

User: BeefSlammer69

ANDRE VS HOGAN!! 🏆 It’s like 1987 all over again but in the year 2000. I don’t care about the UFC rules, I want to see the Leg Drop on the Giant one more time! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m tracking the weight-ins for the Light Heavyweight semis. If Prototype misses weight, word is the “Mafia” might sub in a mystery flyer from the Philippines. Keep your eyes on the scale! ]]

JUNE 15 SHOCKER: THE CLOWN IS OUT, THE ANVIL IS IN!

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! I just got off the phone with my contact near the Allstate Arena, and the June 15th card has been flipped upside down. If you were looking forward to seeing The Rock lay the smackdown on a clown, you’re going to have to wait.

The Rock vs. Doink is OFFICIALLY CANCELLED.

[[ THE REASON: THE “JOY BUZZER” INCIDENT ]]

Reports from backstage say that during a pre-show “prank” gone wrong, Doink attempted to use a modified, high-voltage joy buzzer on a WWF production assistant. The “Mafia” security (led by the Big Boss Man) didn’t find it funny. Doink was forcibly removed from the building for “endangering staff,” leaving The Rock without an opponent just hours before bell time.

[[ THE REPLACEMENT: JIM “THE ANVIL” NEIDHART ]]

Vince didn’t scramble for a local jobber. Instead, he reached into the “Hart Foundation” archives. Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart has officially signed his new WWF contract and has been waiting in the wings for weeks. With Doink out, The Anvil is finally making his 2000 debut. This isn’t a comedy match anymore—it’s a powerhouse collision.

[[ TALE OF THE TAPE: THE POWERHOUSE CLASH ]]

FEATURE THE ROCK JIM “THE ANVIL” NEIDHART
Height 6’5″ 6’2″
Weight 275 lbs 280 lbs
Experience 4 Years (Current Peak) 20+ Years (Legend Status)
Style Electrifying High-Impact Powerhouse / Stampede Style
Finisher Rock Bottom Anvil Flattener / Powerslam

[[ THE EXPERTS WEIGH IN ]]

JOE ROGAN (UFC/MMA Analyst)

“This is actually a much better fight for The Rock’s development. Doink was a gimmick; Neidhart is a stone-cold killer from the Hart Dungeon. 🇨🇦 He has that ‘Old School’ strength that you can’t teach. If Neidhart gets those arms around Rock for a bearhug, we’re going to see if the ‘Brahma Bull’ can actually handle real, world-class pressure. This is a massive test for the People’s Champion.”

JIM LAMPLEY (HBO Boxing)

“BANG! What a turn of events! The clown is sent packing and in walks a man who throws anvils for fun! Neidhart brings a level of veteran savvy that The Rock hasn’t faced since Vader. Can Rock’s speed overcome the sheer density of The Anvil? It’s a classic power-vs-charisma matchup that has Chicago shaking before the first bell!”

[[ THE THREAD: NEIDHART’S RETURN ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

THE ANVIL IS BACK!! 👊 I grew up watching the Hart Foundation. Seeing him go up against The Rock is a dream match I never expected in 2000. Neidhart is gonna show Rock what “Stiff” really means.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    I’m glad the clown is gone. 🤡 Wrestling needs more guys like Neidhart. But let’s be real—The Rock is too fast. He’s gonna hit that People’s Elbow and the arena is going to explode. The Anvil is a legend, but Rock is the future.

User: HadoukenKid

The Rock vs a Hart Dungeon graduate? 🏰 This is going to be a technical clinic. I bet Bret Hart is watching this from home, smiling. If Neidhart wins, does he join the “WWF Mafia”?

User: BeefSlammer69

ANVIL VS ROCK!! 💥 I want to see a double clothesline that levels the ring! I’m putting my money on Neidhart for the upset. You don’t mess with the pink and black attack! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Neidhart’s contract has a “Family Clause.” If he wins tonight, could we see more of the Hart family returning to take on the nWo? ]]

*** [ WWF_UNDERGROUND_FORUM ] *** Topic: LEAKED: THE ROCK’S BACKSTAGE RAGE & THE “ANVIL” AMBUSH

[ ADMIN_NEIL ] – Posted: June 15, 2000 @ 08:30 PM

Yo! The Allstate Arena is in a state of absolute chaos. I just got a grainy handheld clip from a contact in the production truck. If you thought The Rock was going to be happy about a “Day Off” because the Clown got fired, you don’t know the Brahma Bull.

[[ THE LEAKED FOOTAGE: BACKSTAGE AT CHICAGO ]]

The video starts with The Rock pacing outside Vince McMahon’s office. He’s already in his trunks, the Brahma Bull tattoo glistening under the hallway lights. He looks less like an entertainer and more like a predator whose meal just got taken away.

The Rock (to a trembling Producer):

“So let The Rock get this straight… the ‘Mafia’ sends a clown to do a man’s job, the clown decides to play with electricity, and now The Rock is supposed to just go home? You think The Rock flew to Chicago to sit in a locker room and eat a ham sandwich? You think the millions—and millions—of the Rock’s fans paid their hard-earned money to see a ‘Card Subject to Change’ sign?!”

Just then, Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart walks into the frame. He’s wearing the classic pink and black, laughing that signature maniacal laugh. He gets right in Rock’s face, the goatee practically twitching with intensity.

The Anvil:

“Hahahaha! Lay smackdown on a clown, Rock? Why don’t you try to move an ANVIL?! I’ve been sitting in the basement of the Hart Dungeon waiting for a contract that meant something. Vince gave me the pen, and I’m giving you the beating! Welcome back to the real world, kid!”

The Rock’s Reaction: Rock doesn’t say a word. He just slowly removes his sunglasses, drops them into the hands of the terrified producer, and gives Neidhart the People’s Eyebrow. The tension was so thick you could cut it with a folding chair. The clip ends with Rock walking toward the curtain, shouting, “Tell the timekeeper to get ready… because The Rock is about to drop an Anvil on Chicago!”

[[ THE EXPERTS WEIGH IN ]]

JOE ROGAN (UFC/MMA Analyst)

“This is the most dangerous ‘Pivot’ I’ve ever seen. The Rock was prepared for a circus; now he’s in a shark tank. Neidhart has that Stu Hart ‘Catch’ wrestling background. If he gets a hold of Rock’s wrist, he can snap it in four places before the ref even counts to one. This isn’t about the ‘People’s Elbow’ anymore; this is about survival.”

JIM LAMPLEY (HBO Boxing)

“BANG! From the ridiculous to the sublime! We go from a prankster in facepaint to a two-time Tag Team Champion with the strength of a freight train. The Rock has momentum from the Vader and Hurricane wins, but Neidhart is a fresh, angry veteran with everything to prove. This is the definition of a ‘Trap Match’!”

[[ THE THREAD: THE CHICAGO STAMPEDE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

THE ANVIL IN 2000!! 👊 Seeing that backstage footage gave me chills. Rock looked like he wanted to rip Neidhart’s head off. This is way better than a Doink match. Neidhart is gonna test that “People’s Champ” hype for real.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Did you see Rock’s face? 🤨 He didn’t even blink when Neidhart started laughing. After what he did to Vader and that massive People’s Elbow on The Hurricane, I think Rock is untouchable right now. Anvil is gonna get Rock Bottomed into the 300 level.

User: HadoukenKid

The Hurricane was just a warm-up. The Anvil is the final boss of the powerhouses. If Rock wins this, he’s definitely the #1 contender for the World Title. But man, Neidhart looks like he’s in the best shape of his life.

User: BeefSlammer69

CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL VS ROCK BOTTOM!! 💥 I’m in the building right now and the crowd is losing it. Nobody misses the clown. Give us the Harts! Give us the Bulls! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m standing by for the finish. Word is the “Mafia” is watching this match very closely to see if Rock is ready for the Main Event at SummerSlam. ]]

THE ROCK VS. THE CLOWN: THE BRAHMA BULL VS. THE CIRCUS OF SINS

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! We are just three days away from the June 15th clash in the “Chicago Carnage” aftermath. While everyone is talking about the Super Heavyweight brackets and Sagat’s training, The Rock has a date with a nightmare.

The WWF Mafia has booked a “Psycho Circus” match. It’s The Rock vs. Doink the Clown. Most people think this is a joke—until you remember that under that face paint, Doink is a technical submission specialist.

[[ TALE OF THE TAPE: JUNE 15, 2000 ]]

FEATURE THE ROCK DOINK THE CLOWN
Height 6’5″ 6’0″
Weight 275 lbs 245 lbs
Finisher Rock Bottom / People’s Elbow Whoopee Cushion / Stump Puller
Record (2000) 14-2 (Peak Momentum) 2-4 (Underground Circuits)
Recent Win The Hurricane (via Pinfall) Local Jobber (via Submission)
Weapon of Choice The People’s Eyebrow Joy Buzzer / Trick Buckets

[[ EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: THE ROCK SPEAKS ]]

I caught up with The Great One backstage after his workout. He’s currently on a tear, fresh off two massive victories that have redefined his 2000 run.

Admin_Neil: “Rock, the fans are still buzzing about your wins over Vader and The Hurricane. How are you feeling heading into June 15th against a clown?”

The Rock: > “Finally… The Rock has come back… to the underground! You want to talk about Vader? You want to talk about a 450-pound mastodon that smells like a wet dog and looks like a burnt marshmallow? The Rock took Vader, the biggest ‘God’ from Japan, and he Rock Bottomed his candy-ass straight through the canvas! 👊

And then… the WWF sends out ‘The Hurricane.’ A man who thinks he can fly? A man who wears a cape to work? The Rock didn’t just beat him—The Rock took that little green cape, wiped the sweat off the People’s Brow, and then… for the first time in history… I laid it down. The most electrifying move in sports entertainment. The People’s Elbow. ⚡️

Now, Vince and his ‘Mafia’ cronies want to send out a clown? Doink? You think because you paint your face and squeeze a rubber chicken that The Rock is scared? Doink, you listen to The Rock: You bring your buckets, you bring your midgets, you bring your cotton candy… because on June 15th, The Rock is going to take that big red nose, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy-ass! If ya smell… what The Rock… is cookin’!”

[[ ANALYST PREDICTION: THE “PEOPLE’S” PREVAIL ]]

Joe Rogan: “Look, Doink is dangerous because he’s unpredictable. He might have a second Doink under the ring, or he might use that ‘Stump Puller’ to snap The Rock’s ankle. But The Rock is in a different universe right now. That ‘People’s Elbow’ he used on The Hurricane? It’s pure showmanship backed by 275 lbs of muscle. I don’t see the Clown surviving the first 5 minutes.”

[[ THE THREAD: THE “CLOWN” CONSPIRACY ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!! ⚡️ I saw it live against Hurricane. The way he takes off the elbow pad and throws it into the crowd? Peak entertainment. Doink is gonna get his wig flipped.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Don’t sleep on the Clown. 🤡 Rumor is the “Mafia” hired the evil Doink, not the babyface one. If he uses a joy-buzzer or a bucket of water to distract the ref, Rocky might actually lose this one.

User: HadoukenKid

The Hurricane losing to that Elbow was a travesty. 🦸‍♂️ He should have used the “Eye of the Storm.” But seeing The Rock vs Vader was legendary. Vader looked like he didn’t know what hit him.

User: BeefSlammer69

ROCK VS DOINK!! 👊😤 I want to see The Rock hit a Rock Bottom on a clown. It’s what 2000 was made for. And after that, let’s see Rock vs Sagat! The People’s Champ vs The Emperor! 🐯⚡️

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Doink has been spotted buying 50 gallons of green slime from a local warehouse. June 15th is going to be messy! ]]

CHICAGO CARNAGE: THE “EXPERTS” WEIGH IN (TYSON, ROGAN, VENTURA & MORE)

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! My inbox is literally smoking. Everyone from the Vegas high-rollers to the Japanese MMA purists is talking about what went down in Chicago. I’ve spent the last four hours transcribing radio hits and locker room leaks.

If you thought the fans were divided, wait until you hear what the “Pros” have to say about Shane’s chokehold and the “Humanity” of the Cell.

[[ THE CELEBRITY / ANALYST BREAKDOWN ]]

1. MIKE TYSON (On the “Street Fighter” vs. “Giant” Clash)

“Listen, I saw Sagat in Thailand years ago. The guy is a monster, but the WWF ring is different. It’s smaller, the ropes give, and Kevin Nash is a smart veteran. Nash took those Tiger Knees like a champ. But Sagat winning with ‘dirty’ tactics? That shows he’s not just a striker; he’s a fighter. He’s learning the game. Nash better watch his back in the rematch, because next time, that Knee is going through his chin.”

2. JOE ROGAN (On the Shane vs. Angle “Phantom Tap”)

“I am losing my mind over this! 🤯 Kurt Angle is an Olympic Gold Medalist. You don’t just ‘choke’ him out unless you’re a high-level black belt. Shane McMahon showed some serious Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu transitions, but that tap? I’ve rewatched the grainy 8mm tape 50 times. Angle was adjusting his hand, not tapping! The ‘Mafia’ influence in the officiating is getting undeniable. Shane is good, but he’s not ‘Submission-Victory-over-Angle’ good. This was a robbery in broad daylight.”

3. JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA (On the Main Event)

“I’ve been in the ring with the greats, and what I saw in Chicago was a funeral for the sport. The Undertaker letting go of that submission early? That wasn’t sportsmanship, that was sadism. He wanted to break Mick Foley’s spirit before he broke his body. And Foley… falling 20 feet through the mesh? That’s not wrestling, that’s a man with a localized death wish. The Commission needs to step in before someone actually dies on live TV.”

4. BILL ABPTER (Pro Wrestling Illustrated Legend)

“The Ultimate Warrior’s performance was a statement. By not using weapons in an ‘Extreme Rules’ match, he told the world that 90s-peak power is greater than 2000s gimmicks. Mad Dogg (Road Kill) looked like a boy among men. He had the ‘Outback Shredder’ and he was too scared to lift it. Warrior didn’t just win a match; he reclaimed his territory.”

[[ FELLOW FIGHTER REACTIONS (LEAKED FROM THE BACK) ]]

The Rock:

“The Rock watched the ‘Emperor’ Sagat. The Rock saw the eye-patch, the scar, and the ‘Tiger’ talk. It’s a nice show. But while Sagat is busy cheating with Ken Masters in his corner, The Rock is busy being the most electrifying man in the world. Sagat, you win a match? Great. You win the crowd? Never. The Rock is waiting for you in July.”

Butterbean:

“Shane McMahon thinks he’s a shooter now? 🥊 He should try that Rear Naked Choke on me. I’ll slam him so hard his grandkids will have headaches. And Kimbo? 3-0 is good, kid. But you’re fighting Zulu. Come fight a man with a chin made of granite and we’ll see if you’re still ‘King of the Streets’.”

[[ THE UNDERGROUND FORUM POLLS ]]

Topic: Was Angle’s “Tap” Real?

  • NO: 78% (“Angle was robbed!”)

  • YES: 22% (“Shane-O-Mac is the new King of UFC!”)

Topic: Who is the MVP of Chicago Carnage?

  • Mick Foley: 45% (For surviving the 20ft drop)

  • The Undertaker: 30% (For the pure dominance)

  • Kimbo Slice: 15% (For the 3-0 streak)

  • Sagat: 10% (The debut hype)

[[ THE THREAD: JUNE 20 FALLOUT ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

Tyson calling for a Sagat/Nash rematch? YES PLEASE. 🐯 I want to see Nash actually use a powerbomb this time. And Rogan is right—Angle got screwed. The ref was definitely on the McMahon payroll. #JusticeForAngle

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Cry more, Angle fans! Shane trained his heart out. He had the sink locked in! 🛁 Even if he didn’t tap, he was going to sleep. Shane vs. Gracie is the fight to make for SummerSlam.

User: HadoukenKid

Ken Masters is definitely the ‘Mafia’ link. 🕵️‍♂️ He’s the one who got Sagat the contract. Why is he hanging out with the Muay Thai King? They’re building a super-team to take out the 90s legends. First Nash, next… Hogan?

User: BeefSlammer69

FOLEY IS STABLE!! 🙏 I hope he gets a bionic ear or something. He’s the GOAT. I want to see Cactus Jack vs The Rock in July. Meat vs Electricity!! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m tracking a lead that Scott Hall and Kevin Nash were seen at a private airport with a “Mystery Man” in a black suit. Is the nWo expanding? Or is Goldberg finally landing? ]]