Yo! We just shut down the servers after a 48-hour voting frenzy. The “Gonzaga Protocol” was great for the math geeks, but the fans in the streets—from the internet cafes in Davao to the bars in Chicago—wanted their say.
This isn’t about “Finishing Efficiency” or “Last 5 Records.” This is about Aura, Impact, and who the fans believe is truly the Baddest Man on the Planet. We received over 50,000 votes, and the results are a total middle finger to the official Stamford office!
[[ THE 2000 “VOX POPULI” P4P RANKINGS ]]
Voted by the Fans – July 2000 Edition
| Rank | Superstar | % of Vote | Fan Sentiment |
| 1 | THE ROCK | 32% | “The People’s Champ is the only #1. Period.” |
| 2 | STONE COLD | 28% | “He’s coming back for his spot. DTA.” |
| 3 | KIMBO SLICE | 15% | “The scariest man alive. No bells, just fists.” |
| 4 | THE UNDERTAKER | 10% | “The American Badass is pure intimidation.” |
| 5 | RYU | 5% | “The Iron Man of the Rumble. Respect.” |
| 6 | KURT ANGLE | 4% | “Best technical wrestler, even if he’s a dork.” |
| 7 | ROB VAN DAM | 2% | “The Whole F’n Show. Pure adrenaline.” |
| 8 | AGATOM | 2% | “The Pinoy Pride! The underdog hero.” |
| 9 | CHUCK NORRIS | 1% | “He shouldn’t be on a list, he is the list.” |
| 10 | TRIPLE H | 1% | “We hate him, but he’s still the Game.” |
[[ ANALYSIS: THE FANS VS. THE ALGORITHM ]]
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THE ROCK RECLAIMS THE THRONE: While Neil’s code had Kimbo Slice at #1 due to his 3-0 record, the fans don’t care about “efficiency.” They want charisma. The Rock jumped from #2 (Index) to #1 (Fans) because, as one voter put it: “You can’t calculate the People’s Elbow.”
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THE STONE COLD SURGE: Despite being unranked in many “math-based” lists due to his injury time, the fans voted Steve Austin straight to #2. The “Glass Shatters” factor is stronger than any C++ code.
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THE “AGATOM” EFFECT: The biggest shock? Agatom made the Top 10! The underground hasn’t forgotten his performance in the Rumble. He beat out legends like Hogan and DiBiase in the popular vote.
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THE TRIPLE H DISRESPECT: The fans are brutal. Triple H, the man who runs the show, barely scraped into #10 with only 1% of the vote. The “Cerebral Assassin” is officially the most hated man in the multiverse.
[[ THE UNDERGROUND REACTION FEED ]]
User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX
Finally! A list that makes sense! The Rock at #1 is the only way this ends. I don’t care what a computer says, if you put Rock and Kimbo in a ring, the electricity carries the Great One to the win! 🤨⚡
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Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000
Stone Cold at #2 even while he’s still recovering? That shows you how much we miss the Rattlesnake. And Agatom at #8?! 🇵🇭 The Pinoy Pride is real! Let’s see him take that momentum into the Money in the Bank!
User: HadoukenKid
Ryu at #5 is huge. People are starting to realize that the Street Fighters aren’t just “video game characters”—they are elite athletes. Ryu vs. Angle is the technical dream match we need.
User: BeefSlammer69
TRIPLE H AT #10!! 👊😤 Hahaha! The Game is going to be so mad when he sees he’s behind a kid from the Philippines and a guy in a karate gi. Keep voting, people! Let’s push him to #11!
[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m printing these results and faxing them to Titan Towers. I want Vince to see that the fans trust the “Underground Polls” more than his boardroom meetings. ]]