WWE2K UNIVERSE

Category: Controversy

RANKING REACTION LEAK: FROM THE OVAL OFFICE TO THE LOCKER ROOM

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! The July 1st rankings dropped like a pipe bomb, and the fallout is reaching way beyond the squared circle. I’ve been monitors the feeds, “wiretapping” the back offices, and catching quotes from the biggest names in the world.

Some are calling the PFP scoring a revolution; others are calling it a “mafia hit” on their legacies. Here is how the icons reacted to the first official WWF-Universe standings.

[[ THE POWER PLAYERS: THE FRONT OFFICE & THE LOCKER ROOM ]]

  • TRIPLE H: > “A PFP score of 8 for a backyard brawler? You’ve got to be kidding me. Kimbo Slice hasn’t even stepped in the ring with a ‘Cerebral Assassin’ yet. These rankings aren’t a measure of skill; they’re a measure of hype. While The Rock is busy celebrating his #4 spot like he won a Grammy, I’m in the gym preparing to dismantle the system. You want to see a real PFP leader? Watch what I do to X-Pac. Then we’ll see who’s ‘electrifying’ and who’s just… irrelevant.”

  • VINCE MCMAHON: > “Look at those numbers! Kimbo Slice at #1… Prince Naseem at #2… it’s exactly what I envisioned! A global melting pot of carnage! People are questioning the ‘early season’ scoring? Ha! In the WWF, every second is a season. If you aren’t on the board now, you’re already a dinosaur. This is sports entertainment’s evolution, and if the ‘old guard’ doesn’t like it, they can find a new museum to rot in!”

  • KURT ANGLE: > “I’m an Olympic Gold Medalist! I won with a broken freakin’ neck! How am I ranked #7 in Light Heavyweight behind a guy named ‘RVD’ who does flips for a living? And Kimbo Slice is #1 PFP? Has he ever wrestled in the amateurs? Has he ever represented his country? This list is a travesty of the Three I’s: Intensity, Integrity, and Intelligence. I’m going to personally suplex every person on this list until I’m #1. It’s true… it’s damn true!”

[[ THE LEGENDS: BOXING, BASKETBALL, & THE “GOLDEN ERA” ]]

  • MIKE TYSON: > “I see the list. Kimbo’s a tough kid, he’s got that hunger. But PFP #1? You can’t crown a king before he’s bled in a championship round. And Butterbean at #6? He’s a wrecking ball, but he’s fighting ghosts. I want to see these guys under my lights. Until then, these rankings are just paper. When ‘Iron Mike’ steps in, the only ranking that matters is who’s still awake when the bell rings.”

  • MICHAEL JORDAN: > “I saw the report. #4 for The Rock? 3-0? That’s cute. In Chicago, 3-0 is just the first quarter. I don’t care about ‘PFP Scores.’ I care about who’s holding the trophy at the end. I took it personally that they didn’t even mention ‘The Goat’ in the crossover discussions. If the WWF wants a real #1, they know where to find me. Until then, stay out of my way.”

  • HULK HOGAN: > “Well let me tell you something, Brother! I’m #4 in the Super Heavyweights and #8 in the Heavyweights? The Hulkster is a global icon! I’ve slammed giants and ruled the world while Kimbo was still in diapers! The PFP score is a joke, dude. The power of Hulkamania doesn’t fit on a spreadsheet. But hey, if the fans want to see the ‘Real #1’ take that Super Heavyweight spot from Butterbean… then Watcha Gonna Do?!”

  • BRUNO SAMMARTINO: > “In my day, you didn’t need a ‘score’ to know who the champion was. You defended the title for years, not weeks. This WWF is a circus. Seeing these ‘street fighters’ ranked above men who spent decades in the trenches is an insult to the history of this business. Vince can keep his rankings; I’ll keep my dignity.”

[[ THE PHILIPPINE CONNECTION & THE OVAL OFFICE ]]

  • BILL CLINTON: > “I’ve looked at the data, and it’s certainly an ambitious statistical model. Seeing a 116-pounder like Agatom represent the Philippines with such heart… that’s the kind of international cooperation we like to see. As for the PFP scores being ‘early,’ well, sometimes the first hundred days tell you everything you need to know about a term.”

  • JOSEPH ESTRADA (Erap): > “Agatom is a true Filipino hero! Small but terrible! 🇵🇭 He recovered in Japan like a true ‘Action Star.’ As for the rankings… as long as our boy is winning, the math is correct! We don’t care about the Super Heavyweights—we have the heart of a lion!”

  • KRIS AQUINO: > “Oh my gosh, Agatom! It’s so nakaka-proud! ❤️ Did you see how he beat ‘Changed Man’? It was like a movie! But Kimbo Slice at #1? Is he even cute? I think the scoring is a bit ‘over-acting,’ but as long as we have a Filipino in the top ranks, I’m here for the drama! Love, love, love!”

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: The “PFP Scoring” is based on Strength of Schedule and Finish Rate. Kimbo is #1 because he finishes fights in seconds. If the wrestlers want to move up, they need to stop going to 20-minute draws and start knocking people out! ]]

JULY 1st STATE OF THE UNION: RANKINGS, RVD’S ASCENSION, & THE FILIPINO PHENOM

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! We are officially six months into the chaos that is the WWF-Universe. The dust from the “Chicago Carnage” and the international tours has finally settled enough for the “Mafia” to release the official mid-year power rankings.

From the streets of Miami to the rings of Japan, the hierarchy of combat has never been more volatile. Here is your July 1st briefing.

[[ THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT SEMI-FINALS: RVD ADVANCES ]]

Rob Van Dam def. Shawn Michaels (via Pinfall – June 19)

  • The Match: In what many are calling the “Technical Masterpiece of the Summer,” RVD managed to survive a Sweet Chin Music attempt and counter with a split-legged moonsault.

  • The Result: RVD officially punches his ticket to the next round. HBK looked stunned, but the respect was visible. RVD is now the #3 ranked Light Heavyweight in the world and climbing fast.

[[ THE GLOBAL INVASION: AGATOM’S REDEMPTION ]]

Agatom def. “Changed Man” (via Pinfall – June 26 in Japan)

  • The Context: After a heartbreaking debut loss to the mysterious Golimar, the smallest fighter in the WWF (116 lbs) headed back to the East to find his rhythm.

  • The Fight: Agatom faced the Japanese masked daredevil and stuntman, “Changed Man.” The speed in this match was terrifying.

  • The Finish: The Filipino High Flyer proved that heart outweighs mass. He recovered from a high-risk dive to secure a pinfall in front of a stunned Tokyo crowd. Agatom is officially on the board!

[[ OFFICIAL MID-YEAR RANKINGS: JULY 1, 2000 ]]

POUND FOR POUND (PFP)

The top of the mountain belongs to the backyard legend, but the “Prince” and the “Greatest” are breathing down his neck.

Rank Name Record Score
#1 Kimbo Slice 3-0-0 8
#2 Prince Naseem Hamed 1-0-0 4
#3 Rickson Gracie 1-0-0 4
#4 The Rock 3-0-0 4
#5 Ted DiBiase 2-0-0 3

DIVISIONAL LEADERS

  • SUPER HEAVYWEIGHT: Butterbean (#1) holds the top spot after his June conquest, with Andre the Giant (#2) and Bob Sapp (#3) ready for the “Titan Clash.”

  • HEAVYWEIGHT: Kimbo Slice (#1) leads the pack. The Rock (#2) has moved up following his win over Neidhart, while Fedor (#9) and Couture (#10) have officially entered the top ten.

  • LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT: Kimbo (#1) somehow dominates here too, but Shane McMahon (#2) and RVD (#3) are the real story. John Cena (The Prototype) sits at #8, looking for his breakout.

  • CRUISERWEIGHT: Prince Naseem (#1) and Rickson (#2) rule the technical ranks. Golimar holds #8, while the legend Gen rounds out the top 10 at #10.

[[ THE ANALYST’S DESK: JULY OUTLOOK ]]

Joe Rogan: “Kimbo Slice at #1 PFP with an 8 score is absolute insanity. 🥊 He’s dominant, but look at Rickson Gracie at #3. If Rickson gets Kimbo on the ground, that score won’t mean anything. Also, shoutout to Agatom—116 pounds of pure lightning. That kid is ‘tight’!”

Jim Lampley: “BANG! The Rock is surging! ⚡️ After the Vader and Neidhart wins, he’s the most active fighter on the list. But can we talk about Ted DiBiase at #5? He’s buying his way into the elite tier, and Savage is the only thing standing in his way!”

[[ THE THREAD: RANKING RAGE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

KIMBO #1!! 👊 3-0 and a score of 8? That’s dominance. I’m glad to see RVD at #3 in Light Heavyweight. Beating HBK was no fluke. He’s going all the way to the gold.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Agatom winning in Japan is the real feel-good story. 🇵🇭 The smallest guy in the room just silenced the “Changed Man.” I want to see him vs Rey Mysterio (#9 CW). That’s a high-flyer’s dream!

User: HadoukenKid

Ryu (#6 CW) and Ken (#5 CW) are ranked too low. They’ve only had one match each! Wait until the “Titan Clash” is over and the Street Fighters start moving up the PFP ranks. 🐯🕶️

User: BeefSlammer69

BUTTERBEAN #1 SUPER HEAVY!! 🥩 3-0 is 3-0. I don’t care if he fought legends or grandpas, nobody has been able to stop him. SummerSlam is gonna be wild! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m noticing a name missing from the Top 10 PFP… Triple H. After his recent interview, I expect he’s going to go on a rampage to force his way into these rankings. Watch your backs! ]]

LEAKED: THE BUTTERBEAN “DUCKING” SCANDAL & THE BACKSTAGE BRAWL

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! I just got off the phone with a source who was in the locker room during the June 25th taping. If you think the drama is only in the ring, you’re dead wrong. The “Butterbean Blitz” has officially fractured the WWF locker room. While Bean is out here taking on legends like Benny the Jet and Gen, the active roster is playing a game of “hide and seek.”

Here is the leaked dirt on why June was so chaotic and what the heavy hitters are saying about Bean’s future.

[[ THE LEAKED RUMOR: THE “LOCKER ROOM LOCKOUT” ]]

Word is that in early June, a group of prominent WWF grapplers (rumored to be led by Hardcore Holly and Steve Blackman) held an informal meeting.

  • The Beef: They’re furious that the “Mafia” is bringing in “outsiders” and paying them top dollar to fight retired legends while the active roster sits in the back.

  • The Confrontation: After the June 1st match was cancelled, Bean allegedly walked into the main locker room and threw a stack of blank contracts on the table. He told them: “You guys call yourselves ‘Lethal Weapons’ and ‘Hardcore,’ but you’re all terrified of a 400-pounder with a hook. If you won’t sign, stay in the back and keep the seats warm for the real fighters.”

  • The Result: Total silence. Nobody picked up a pen. That’s why the “Mafia” had to call in the legends (Benny Joe and Gen) just to keep the June schedule alive.

[[ THE ANALYST ROUNDTABLE: “IS BEAN THE REAL DEAL?” ]]

Analyst The “Shoot” Reaction
Joe Rogan “Look, people are hating because he’s fighting older guys, but Bean is showing real IQ. Lifting Benny the Jet? That’s wrestling! He’s proving he’s not just a ‘Brawl for All’ fluke. It’s tight!”
Jim Lampley “BANG! It’s a collision of worlds! Bean is a wrecking ball, but the weekly grind is a death trap. If he signs that July contract, he’s a braver man than anyone in that locker room.”
Quinito Henson “Bean has the ‘Power of the Punch,’ but he’s smart to use his weight. He’s taking the ‘Sporting Chance’ by adapting his style. He’s a heavyweight chameleon!”
Oscar De La Hoya “It’s a circus. He’s wrestling grandpas for a paycheck. If he wants respect, he needs to get back in a boxing ring with a prime contender. This is making the sport look like a joke.”
Bob Arum “The WWF is running him into the ground. A match every week? It’s a death wish. Bean hasn’t signed that extension yet because he knows his value. He’s holding all the cards.”

[[ THE CONTRACT CRISIS: JULY PROJECTIONS ]]

Will he sign the “1 Match Per Week” Contract?

My sources say Bean is hesitant. He’s proven he can beat the legends, but he knows the toll is mounting. He’s reportedly demanding a “Quality Clause”—meaning he only signs if the “Mafia” can guarantee him a younger, top-tier opponent who won’t “duck” him.

Future Possible Opponents:

  1. Sagat: The match the underground is screaming for. Muay Thai vs. Boxing.

  2. The Big Show: The ultimate test of Bean’s new wrestling strength.

  3. Birdie: If the British brawler gets through customs, his “Chain” style vs. Bean’s power is a guaranteed hospital trip for someone.

[[ THE THREAD: THE BEAN DEBATE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

BEAN CALLING OUT THE ROSTER!! 👊 I love it. Holly and Blackman acting like they’re tough until a real KO artist walks in. Bean is the baddest man in the building right now.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Benny Joe actually hurt him, though! 🦵 If a 47-year-old can rattle Bean’s cage, imagine what a prime Sagat would do. Bean is smart to hold out on that contract. He needs a break before Dallas.

User: HadoukenKid

De La Hoya is just mad Bean is more popular than half the boxing roster. 🕶️ But Arum is right—the weekly grind is dangerous. Bean should wait for SummerSlam and pick one big “Superfight.”

User: BeefSlammer69

BEAN VS BIG SHOW!! 💥 I want to see Bean try to lift 500 lbs of giant. If he pulls that off, give him the World Title immediately! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Birdie is officially cleared for Dallas. If Bean signs that July contract, the “Weekly War” is going to get a whole lot bloodier. ]]

THE “BUTTERBEAN” BLITZ: JUNE CONQUEST AND THE CONTRACT CRISIS

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! The month of June was supposed to be the “Summer of the Bean,” but it turned into a month of controversy, “ducking,” and some of the most bizarre matchups in WWF history. Eric “Butterbean” Esch was ready to fight every week, but the WWF locker room—especially the grapplers—seemed to have a sudden case of “stage fright.”

Here is the breakdown of Butterbean’s chaotic June campaign and why the “King of the 4-Rounders” might be reconsidering his signature on that weekly contract.

[[ JUNE 1-7: THE SILENT TREATMENT ]]

Following his dominant win over the giant Hong Man Choi, the WWF sanctioned a “Match a Week” challenge for Bean.

  • The Reality: Week 1 was a total wash. Despite the odds being split 50/50 among the fans, the WWF roster stayed quiet. Rumor has it the technical grapplers—afraid of that legendary overhand right—refused to sign the bout agreements. The first match was cancelled due to “No Willing Opponents.”

[[ JUNE 18: THE LEGENDARY STRUGGLE ]]

Opponent: Benny “The Jet” Urquidez (Age 47)

  • The Vibe: An aging Benny Joe stepped up when nobody else would. Under Pro Wrestling rules, it looked like a mismatch, but the kickboxing legend actually had Bean in trouble early with his speed and leg kicks.

  • The Turning Point: Bean realized he couldn’t win a stand-up battle with a legend. He switched gears, using his 400lb frame to lift and throw Benny like a sack of potatoes.

  • The Finish: A stunned Benny Joe was caught by a massive hook before Bean secured the pin. A “walk in the park” turned into a legitimate dogfight.

[[ JUNE 25: THE KUNG FU CRISIS ]]

Opponent: Gen (Age 60s)

  • The Context: Gen, fresh off an upset KO win over Benny Joe in April, challenged Bean under Pro Wrestling rules.

  • The Match: The martial arts master showed flashes of his old “jumping kung fu” style, but age had slowed him down.

  • The Finish: Bean played it smart, absorbing the lighter strikes and waiting for an opening. One devastating power-punch followed by a heavy-weight pin ended the night.

[[ THE EXPERTS WEIGH IN ]]

Analyst Quote / Reaction
Joe Rogan “People are making fun of Bean for fighting 60-year-olds, but did you see the throws he used on Benny Joe? That’s high-level adaptation. He’s evolving into a pro wrestler in real-time. It’s absolutely ‘tight’!”
Jim Lampley “BANG! Butterbean is taking on the ghosts of martial arts past! He’s the ultimate wrecking ball, but you have to wonder—how long can a 400lb man sustain a match every single week?”
Quinito Henson “Bean is proving that ‘Heft is Might’ in the WWF. He’s taking the ‘Sporting Chance’ by fighting legends, but the real test will be a younger, faster grappler who isn’t afraid of the power.”
Oscar De La Hoya “It’s a circus. Butterbean is a boxer, and he’s out here wrestling grandpas? It’s a side-show. He needs to get back in a ring with someone his own age or hang it up.”
Bob Arum “The WWF is milking the cow until it’s dry. A match every week? It’s a death wish. Bean is smart—he hasn’t signed that extension yet, and if he’s wise, he’ll demand ‘Quality over Quantity’.”

[[ THE FUTURE: THE CONTRACT & POTENTIAL FOES ]]

Will he sign the “1 Match Per Week” Contract?

Word backstage is that Bean is hesitant. While he’s winning, the toll on his body is showing, and fighting smaller, older legends isn’t helping his “BMF” reputation with the hardcore fans. He wants “Real Meat” on the menu.

Potential July Opponents:

  1. Sagat: The dream match. Muay Thai vs. Boxing power.

  2. Mark Hunt: The “Super Samoan” is reportedly in talks for a K-1/WWF hybrid match.

  3. The Big Show: The ultimate size test. Can Bean lift a 500lb giant like he did Benny Joe?

[[ THE THREAD: THE BEAN DEBATE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

BENNY JOE HURT BEAN?! 🦵 That just shows that kickboxing is the ultimate counter. I love Bean, but he’s lucky Benny is 47 and not 27. If he fights a prime striker, he’s going to sleep.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Gen winning in his 60s against Benny was the real shocker of April. 🥋 Seeing Bean pin him was predictable, but the match was actually competitive for a few minutes! I want to see Bean vs. Birdie in Dallas. Let the big men swing chains!

User: HadoukenKid

De La Hoya is just salty because Bean is making more money in the WWF than most boxers make in a year. 🕶️ But Arum is right—one match a week is too much. One injury and the “Bean Conquest” is over.

User: BeefSlammer69

GIVE ME BEAN VS SAGAT!! 👊😤 I don’t want to see any more Kung Fu masters. I want to see a Tiger Knee vs a 400lb Hook. That’s the only match that matters!

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Bean’s camp is demanding a “Safety Clause” before signing the July contract. If the WWF can’t find young fighters willing to step up, we might see the end of the weekly Bean-streak. Stay tuned! ]]

Butterbean
Butterbean

CHICAGO CARNAGE POST-MATCH REPORT: THE ROAD TO RALEIGH BEGINS

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! The smoke hasn’t even cleared from the Allstate Arena. Chicago just witnessed a night that changed the hierarchy of the WWF forever. While the “Vocal Minority” is still arguing over the safety of the Cell, the “Mafia” is already looking at the August 27th date in Raleigh.

Forget the rumors you heard—here is the official fallout and the road ahead.

[[ THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT SITUATION: THE FINAL FOUR ]]

The Millennium Light Heavyweight Tournament is down to the wire. Despite some fans thinking we’d have a champion by now, the field is still wide open. We have four titans left, and the brackets for the semi-finals are set for next week:

  1. Kurt Angle vs. The Prototype (John Cena): After his controversial “tap” against Shane in the UFC match, Angle is in a blind rage. He has to cut weight to 220 to face the “Perfect Machine.” Prototype is looking to prove that UPW power beats Olympic technique.

  2. Shawn Michaels vs. Rob Van Dam: The match the underground has been begging for. HBK proved he can handle “Martial Artists” like Seagal; now he has to handle the “Anti-Gravity” style of RVD.

The Finals will be held at SummerSlam on August 27th to crown the Undisputed Light Heavyweight Champion.

[[ THE SUMMERSLAM 2000 FIGHT CARD (PRELIMINARY) ]]

1. THE OPENER: UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHT

Royce Gracie (C) vs. Ken Shamrock (Trilogy)

  • The Beef: Shamrock is demanding a restart after the Chicago “Boring” finish. This will be the definitive rubber match under pure UFC rules.

2. TAG TEAM EXHIBITION: THE FIRST OF ITS KIND

The Rock & Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Sagat & Ken Masters

  • The Vibe: A “Truce” has been signed. The WWF’s two biggest icons are teaming up to stop the “World Warrior” invasion. This will be the first tag match in WWF history to feature Street Fighters.

3. BMF CHAMPIONSHIP: THE KNOCKOUT SPECIAL

Kimbo Slice vs. Butterbean

  • The Vibe: Kimbo is 3-0 after destroying Zulu Jr., but the “Mafia” just signed the baddest man in boxing. This is for the BMF Belt. No wrestling allowed.

4. CO-MAIN: USA TITLE #1 CONTENDER FINALS

Ted DiBiase vs. “Macho Man” Randy Savage

  • The Twist: The Undertaker has officially abandoned this tournament! Taker told the board he doesn’t want the gold; he wants Mick Foley’s career. This leaves the “Million Dollar Man” (who just bought his way past Bischoff) to face the “Macho Man” for the right to challenge Hulk Hogan for the USA Belt.

5. MAIN EVENT: THE INTERCONTINENTAL FINALS

Andre The Giant vs. Hulk Hogan

  • The Stakes: The tournament that started in January concludes. The Intercontinental Belt is on the line in a clash of the two most legendary names in the sport.

[[ THE THREAD: CHICAGO AFTERMATH ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

Taker leaving the tournament?! ⚱️ That’s cold. He’d rather hunt Foley than be the USA Champion. And Prototype vs Angle is going to be a shoot-fight, I’m calling it now. Angle is gonna try to break that kid’s ankle for real.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    HBK vs RVD is the real main event for me. 🌟 If Shawn is 90s-peak, he wins. If he’s “Retired Shawn,” RVD 4:20 is gonna splash him into the front row. And no way Prototype makes 220 lbs. He’s a tank!

User: HadoukenKid

Sagat and Ken Masters as a tag team? 🐯🕶️ I bet Ken is just using Sagat to protect his business interests in the WWF. If Austin hits a Stunner on Ken, the “Street Fighter” era might end before it starts.

User: BeefSlammer69

ANDRE VS HOGAN!! 🏆 It’s like 1987 all over again but in the year 2000. I don’t care about the UFC rules, I want to see the Leg Drop on the Giant one more time! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m tracking the weight-ins for the Light Heavyweight semis. If Prototype misses weight, word is the “Mafia” might sub in a mystery flyer from the Philippines. Keep your eyes on the scale! ]]

JUNE 15 SHOCKER: THE CLOWN IS OUT, THE ANVIL IS IN!

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! I just got off the phone with my contact near the Allstate Arena, and the June 15th card has been flipped upside down. If you were looking forward to seeing The Rock lay the smackdown on a clown, you’re going to have to wait.

The Rock vs. Doink is OFFICIALLY CANCELLED.

[[ THE REASON: THE “JOY BUZZER” INCIDENT ]]

Reports from backstage say that during a pre-show “prank” gone wrong, Doink attempted to use a modified, high-voltage joy buzzer on a WWF production assistant. The “Mafia” security (led by the Big Boss Man) didn’t find it funny. Doink was forcibly removed from the building for “endangering staff,” leaving The Rock without an opponent just hours before bell time.

[[ THE REPLACEMENT: JIM “THE ANVIL” NEIDHART ]]

Vince didn’t scramble for a local jobber. Instead, he reached into the “Hart Foundation” archives. Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart has officially signed his new WWF contract and has been waiting in the wings for weeks. With Doink out, The Anvil is finally making his 2000 debut. This isn’t a comedy match anymore—it’s a powerhouse collision.

[[ TALE OF THE TAPE: THE POWERHOUSE CLASH ]]

FEATURE THE ROCK JIM “THE ANVIL” NEIDHART
Height 6’5″ 6’2″
Weight 275 lbs 280 lbs
Experience 4 Years (Current Peak) 20+ Years (Legend Status)
Style Electrifying High-Impact Powerhouse / Stampede Style
Finisher Rock Bottom Anvil Flattener / Powerslam

[[ THE EXPERTS WEIGH IN ]]

JOE ROGAN (UFC/MMA Analyst)

“This is actually a much better fight for The Rock’s development. Doink was a gimmick; Neidhart is a stone-cold killer from the Hart Dungeon. 🇨🇦 He has that ‘Old School’ strength that you can’t teach. If Neidhart gets those arms around Rock for a bearhug, we’re going to see if the ‘Brahma Bull’ can actually handle real, world-class pressure. This is a massive test for the People’s Champion.”

JIM LAMPLEY (HBO Boxing)

“BANG! What a turn of events! The clown is sent packing and in walks a man who throws anvils for fun! Neidhart brings a level of veteran savvy that The Rock hasn’t faced since Vader. Can Rock’s speed overcome the sheer density of The Anvil? It’s a classic power-vs-charisma matchup that has Chicago shaking before the first bell!”

[[ THE THREAD: NEIDHART’S RETURN ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

THE ANVIL IS BACK!! 👊 I grew up watching the Hart Foundation. Seeing him go up against The Rock is a dream match I never expected in 2000. Neidhart is gonna show Rock what “Stiff” really means.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    I’m glad the clown is gone. 🤡 Wrestling needs more guys like Neidhart. But let’s be real—The Rock is too fast. He’s gonna hit that People’s Elbow and the arena is going to explode. The Anvil is a legend, but Rock is the future.

User: HadoukenKid

The Rock vs a Hart Dungeon graduate? 🏰 This is going to be a technical clinic. I bet Bret Hart is watching this from home, smiling. If Neidhart wins, does he join the “WWF Mafia”?

User: BeefSlammer69

ANVIL VS ROCK!! 💥 I want to see a double clothesline that levels the ring! I’m putting my money on Neidhart for the upset. You don’t mess with the pink and black attack! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Neidhart’s contract has a “Family Clause.” If he wins tonight, could we see more of the Hart family returning to take on the nWo? ]]

*** [ WWF_UNDERGROUND_FORUM ] *** Topic: LEAKED: THE ROCK’S BACKSTAGE RAGE & THE “ANVIL” AMBUSH

[ ADMIN_NEIL ] – Posted: June 15, 2000 @ 08:30 PM

Yo! The Allstate Arena is in a state of absolute chaos. I just got a grainy handheld clip from a contact in the production truck. If you thought The Rock was going to be happy about a “Day Off” because the Clown got fired, you don’t know the Brahma Bull.

[[ THE LEAKED FOOTAGE: BACKSTAGE AT CHICAGO ]]

The video starts with The Rock pacing outside Vince McMahon’s office. He’s already in his trunks, the Brahma Bull tattoo glistening under the hallway lights. He looks less like an entertainer and more like a predator whose meal just got taken away.

The Rock (to a trembling Producer):

“So let The Rock get this straight… the ‘Mafia’ sends a clown to do a man’s job, the clown decides to play with electricity, and now The Rock is supposed to just go home? You think The Rock flew to Chicago to sit in a locker room and eat a ham sandwich? You think the millions—and millions—of the Rock’s fans paid their hard-earned money to see a ‘Card Subject to Change’ sign?!”

Just then, Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart walks into the frame. He’s wearing the classic pink and black, laughing that signature maniacal laugh. He gets right in Rock’s face, the goatee practically twitching with intensity.

The Anvil:

“Hahahaha! Lay smackdown on a clown, Rock? Why don’t you try to move an ANVIL?! I’ve been sitting in the basement of the Hart Dungeon waiting for a contract that meant something. Vince gave me the pen, and I’m giving you the beating! Welcome back to the real world, kid!”

The Rock’s Reaction: Rock doesn’t say a word. He just slowly removes his sunglasses, drops them into the hands of the terrified producer, and gives Neidhart the People’s Eyebrow. The tension was so thick you could cut it with a folding chair. The clip ends with Rock walking toward the curtain, shouting, “Tell the timekeeper to get ready… because The Rock is about to drop an Anvil on Chicago!”

[[ THE EXPERTS WEIGH IN ]]

JOE ROGAN (UFC/MMA Analyst)

“This is the most dangerous ‘Pivot’ I’ve ever seen. The Rock was prepared for a circus; now he’s in a shark tank. Neidhart has that Stu Hart ‘Catch’ wrestling background. If he gets a hold of Rock’s wrist, he can snap it in four places before the ref even counts to one. This isn’t about the ‘People’s Elbow’ anymore; this is about survival.”

JIM LAMPLEY (HBO Boxing)

“BANG! From the ridiculous to the sublime! We go from a prankster in facepaint to a two-time Tag Team Champion with the strength of a freight train. The Rock has momentum from the Vader and Hurricane wins, but Neidhart is a fresh, angry veteran with everything to prove. This is the definition of a ‘Trap Match’!”

[[ THE THREAD: THE CHICAGO STAMPEDE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

THE ANVIL IN 2000!! 👊 Seeing that backstage footage gave me chills. Rock looked like he wanted to rip Neidhart’s head off. This is way better than a Doink match. Neidhart is gonna test that “People’s Champ” hype for real.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Did you see Rock’s face? 🤨 He didn’t even blink when Neidhart started laughing. After what he did to Vader and that massive People’s Elbow on The Hurricane, I think Rock is untouchable right now. Anvil is gonna get Rock Bottomed into the 300 level.

User: HadoukenKid

The Hurricane was just a warm-up. The Anvil is the final boss of the powerhouses. If Rock wins this, he’s definitely the #1 contender for the World Title. But man, Neidhart looks like he’s in the best shape of his life.

User: BeefSlammer69

CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL VS ROCK BOTTOM!! 💥 I’m in the building right now and the crowd is losing it. Nobody misses the clown. Give us the Harts! Give us the Bulls! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m standing by for the finish. Word is the “Mafia” is watching this match very closely to see if Rock is ready for the Main Event at SummerSlam. ]]

THE ROCK VS. THE CLOWN: THE BRAHMA BULL VS. THE CIRCUS OF SINS

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! We are just three days away from the June 15th clash in the “Chicago Carnage” aftermath. While everyone is talking about the Super Heavyweight brackets and Sagat’s training, The Rock has a date with a nightmare.

The WWF Mafia has booked a “Psycho Circus” match. It’s The Rock vs. Doink the Clown. Most people think this is a joke—until you remember that under that face paint, Doink is a technical submission specialist.

[[ TALE OF THE TAPE: JUNE 15, 2000 ]]

FEATURE THE ROCK DOINK THE CLOWN
Height 6’5″ 6’0″
Weight 275 lbs 245 lbs
Finisher Rock Bottom / People’s Elbow Whoopee Cushion / Stump Puller
Record (2000) 14-2 (Peak Momentum) 2-4 (Underground Circuits)
Recent Win The Hurricane (via Pinfall) Local Jobber (via Submission)
Weapon of Choice The People’s Eyebrow Joy Buzzer / Trick Buckets

[[ EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: THE ROCK SPEAKS ]]

I caught up with The Great One backstage after his workout. He’s currently on a tear, fresh off two massive victories that have redefined his 2000 run.

Admin_Neil: “Rock, the fans are still buzzing about your wins over Vader and The Hurricane. How are you feeling heading into June 15th against a clown?”

The Rock: > “Finally… The Rock has come back… to the underground! You want to talk about Vader? You want to talk about a 450-pound mastodon that smells like a wet dog and looks like a burnt marshmallow? The Rock took Vader, the biggest ‘God’ from Japan, and he Rock Bottomed his candy-ass straight through the canvas! 👊

And then… the WWF sends out ‘The Hurricane.’ A man who thinks he can fly? A man who wears a cape to work? The Rock didn’t just beat him—The Rock took that little green cape, wiped the sweat off the People’s Brow, and then… for the first time in history… I laid it down. The most electrifying move in sports entertainment. The People’s Elbow. ⚡️

Now, Vince and his ‘Mafia’ cronies want to send out a clown? Doink? You think because you paint your face and squeeze a rubber chicken that The Rock is scared? Doink, you listen to The Rock: You bring your buckets, you bring your midgets, you bring your cotton candy… because on June 15th, The Rock is going to take that big red nose, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy-ass! If ya smell… what The Rock… is cookin’!”

[[ ANALYST PREDICTION: THE “PEOPLE’S” PREVAIL ]]

Joe Rogan: “Look, Doink is dangerous because he’s unpredictable. He might have a second Doink under the ring, or he might use that ‘Stump Puller’ to snap The Rock’s ankle. But The Rock is in a different universe right now. That ‘People’s Elbow’ he used on The Hurricane? It’s pure showmanship backed by 275 lbs of muscle. I don’t see the Clown surviving the first 5 minutes.”

[[ THE THREAD: THE “CLOWN” CONSPIRACY ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!! ⚡️ I saw it live against Hurricane. The way he takes off the elbow pad and throws it into the crowd? Peak entertainment. Doink is gonna get his wig flipped.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Don’t sleep on the Clown. 🤡 Rumor is the “Mafia” hired the evil Doink, not the babyface one. If he uses a joy-buzzer or a bucket of water to distract the ref, Rocky might actually lose this one.

User: HadoukenKid

The Hurricane losing to that Elbow was a travesty. 🦸‍♂️ He should have used the “Eye of the Storm.” But seeing The Rock vs Vader was legendary. Vader looked like he didn’t know what hit him.

User: BeefSlammer69

ROCK VS DOINK!! 👊😤 I want to see The Rock hit a Rock Bottom on a clown. It’s what 2000 was made for. And after that, let’s see Rock vs Sagat! The People’s Champ vs The Emperor! 🐯⚡️

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Doink has been spotted buying 50 gallons of green slime from a local warehouse. June 15th is going to be messy! ]]

CHICAGO CARNAGE: THE “EXPERTS” WEIGH IN (TYSON, ROGAN, VENTURA & MORE)

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! My inbox is literally smoking. Everyone from the Vegas high-rollers to the Japanese MMA purists is talking about what went down in Chicago. I’ve spent the last four hours transcribing radio hits and locker room leaks.

If you thought the fans were divided, wait until you hear what the “Pros” have to say about Shane’s chokehold and the “Humanity” of the Cell.

[[ THE CELEBRITY / ANALYST BREAKDOWN ]]

1. MIKE TYSON (On the “Street Fighter” vs. “Giant” Clash)

“Listen, I saw Sagat in Thailand years ago. The guy is a monster, but the WWF ring is different. It’s smaller, the ropes give, and Kevin Nash is a smart veteran. Nash took those Tiger Knees like a champ. But Sagat winning with ‘dirty’ tactics? That shows he’s not just a striker; he’s a fighter. He’s learning the game. Nash better watch his back in the rematch, because next time, that Knee is going through his chin.”

2. JOE ROGAN (On the Shane vs. Angle “Phantom Tap”)

“I am losing my mind over this! 🤯 Kurt Angle is an Olympic Gold Medalist. You don’t just ‘choke’ him out unless you’re a high-level black belt. Shane McMahon showed some serious Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu transitions, but that tap? I’ve rewatched the grainy 8mm tape 50 times. Angle was adjusting his hand, not tapping! The ‘Mafia’ influence in the officiating is getting undeniable. Shane is good, but he’s not ‘Submission-Victory-over-Angle’ good. This was a robbery in broad daylight.”

3. JESSE “THE BODY” VENTURA (On the Main Event)

“I’ve been in the ring with the greats, and what I saw in Chicago was a funeral for the sport. The Undertaker letting go of that submission early? That wasn’t sportsmanship, that was sadism. He wanted to break Mick Foley’s spirit before he broke his body. And Foley… falling 20 feet through the mesh? That’s not wrestling, that’s a man with a localized death wish. The Commission needs to step in before someone actually dies on live TV.”

4. BILL ABPTER (Pro Wrestling Illustrated Legend)

“The Ultimate Warrior’s performance was a statement. By not using weapons in an ‘Extreme Rules’ match, he told the world that 90s-peak power is greater than 2000s gimmicks. Mad Dogg (Road Kill) looked like a boy among men. He had the ‘Outback Shredder’ and he was too scared to lift it. Warrior didn’t just win a match; he reclaimed his territory.”

[[ FELLOW FIGHTER REACTIONS (LEAKED FROM THE BACK) ]]

The Rock:

“The Rock watched the ‘Emperor’ Sagat. The Rock saw the eye-patch, the scar, and the ‘Tiger’ talk. It’s a nice show. But while Sagat is busy cheating with Ken Masters in his corner, The Rock is busy being the most electrifying man in the world. Sagat, you win a match? Great. You win the crowd? Never. The Rock is waiting for you in July.”

Butterbean:

“Shane McMahon thinks he’s a shooter now? 🥊 He should try that Rear Naked Choke on me. I’ll slam him so hard his grandkids will have headaches. And Kimbo? 3-0 is good, kid. But you’re fighting Zulu. Come fight a man with a chin made of granite and we’ll see if you’re still ‘King of the Streets’.”

[[ THE UNDERGROUND FORUM POLLS ]]

Topic: Was Angle’s “Tap” Real?

  • NO: 78% (“Angle was robbed!”)

  • YES: 22% (“Shane-O-Mac is the new King of UFC!”)

Topic: Who is the MVP of Chicago Carnage?

  • Mick Foley: 45% (For surviving the 20ft drop)

  • The Undertaker: 30% (For the pure dominance)

  • Kimbo Slice: 15% (For the 3-0 streak)

  • Sagat: 10% (The debut hype)

[[ THE THREAD: JUNE 20 FALLOUT ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

Tyson calling for a Sagat/Nash rematch? YES PLEASE. 🐯 I want to see Nash actually use a powerbomb this time. And Rogan is right—Angle got screwed. The ref was definitely on the McMahon payroll. #JusticeForAngle

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Cry more, Angle fans! Shane trained his heart out. He had the sink locked in! 🛁 Even if he didn’t tap, he was going to sleep. Shane vs. Gracie is the fight to make for SummerSlam.

User: HadoukenKid

Ken Masters is definitely the ‘Mafia’ link. 🕵️‍♂️ He’s the one who got Sagat the contract. Why is he hanging out with the Muay Thai King? They’re building a super-team to take out the 90s legends. First Nash, next… Hogan?

User: BeefSlammer69

FOLEY IS STABLE!! 🙏 I hope he gets a bionic ear or something. He’s the GOAT. I want to see Cactus Jack vs The Rock in July. Meat vs Electricity!! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m tracking a lead that Scott Hall and Kevin Nash were seen at a private airport with a “Mystery Man” in a black suit. Is the nWo expanding? Or is Goldberg finally landing? ]]

EXCLUSIVE: THE STREET FIGHTERS BREAK THEIR SILENCE! (LEAKED INTERVIEWS)

Posted on by Maria Cristina Aguillera

Yo, everyone! I’ve been scouring the Japanese BBS boards and chasing leads in the Hong Kong underground for weeks. We finally tracked down some of the “World Warriors” to get their take on the WWF’s circus.

And yes… we even found a lead on Ken Masters. He isn’t “hiding”—he’s just living a life we can’t afford. Check the transcripts below.

[[ INTERVIEW 1: RYU – THE ETERNAL WANDERER ]]

Location: A secluded dojo outside of Kyoto. Ryu was found practicing kata under a waterfall.

REPORTER: “Ryu, Vince McMahon called you a ‘clown’ and says you’re ducking the WWF legends. What’s your response?”

RYU: (Long silence. He doesn’t even look at the camera.)

“McMahon speaks of ‘entertainment.’ I speak of the path. A true warrior does not seek a belt made of gold or a contract signed in ink. He seeks the answer in the heart of battle. If Hogan or Austin wish to find me, they do not need a promoter. They only need to walk the path. But warn them… the ‘Hadoken’ does not care about their TV ratings. It only knows the truth.”

REPORTER: “What do you think about the ‘Hell in a Cell’ match in Chicago?”

RYU:

“A cage is just a box for those who are afraid of the wind. To trap yourself in steel with another man is not a test of spirit—it is a test of desperation. I have fought on the edge of volcanoes and in the rain of Thailand. A cage cannot contain a real warrior.”

[[ INTERVIEW 2: CHUN-LI – THE INTERPOL OFFICER ]]

Location: Interpol HQ, Lyon. She was reviewing files on the “WWF Mafia” rumors.

CHUN-LI:

“The boxing invasion? It’s a mess. Prince Naseem and Butterbean are talented, but they’re being used as pawns in a power struggle between promoters. As for the WWF… my investigation into ‘Shadaloo’ connections is ongoing. There are certain ‘executives’ in that federation whose finances don’t add up. If they think they can hide behind a ‘Hell in a Cell,’ they’re wrong. Justice has a long reach—longer than Giant Gonzalez.”

[[ THE “FINDING KEN” MISSION: KEN MASTERS ]]

We finally tracked Ken down at a high-end beach resort in Malibu. He was training, but mostly he was lounging by a pool with a laptop (probably checking his stocks).

REPORTER: “Ken! People say you’re ducking the WWF. Vince says you’re scared of the ‘Genetic Power’ of a McMahon.”

KEN MASTERS: (Adjusts sunglasses, grins that million-dollar smile)

“Scared? Tell Vince I’ve got more ‘Genetic Power’ in my pinky than his whole roster has in their steroid-cabinet. I’m not ducking anyone. I’m just expensive, baby! If the WWF wants the ‘Masters’ touch, they gotta stop offering me ‘mid-card’ money. I’m 2-0 in life, and I’m 100-0 in the ring.

“As for the Chicago Cell… tell Mick Foley I respect the hustle, but he’s taking too many hits to the head. He should come out to Malibu, have a drink, and learn how to fight without getting his ear ripped off. And Shane McMahon? Fighting Angle under UFC rules? That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all year. I’ll be watching from my yacht. Good luck, Shane-o! You’re gonna need it.”

[[ THE REACTION THREAD ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

“I’m expensive, baby!” 🤣 Ken is such a legend. He basically just called the whole WWF roster poor. And Ryu? “A cage is just a box.” DAMN. He just roasted the entire Hell in a Cell concept in one sentence. 🌋🔥

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Ken is a show-off, but he’s right about Shane. Shane is gonna get folded by Angle. And Ryu is too “zen” for his own good. I want to see him hit a Hadoken on the Undertaker and see if the “Deadman” stays down.

User: HadoukenKid

Chun-Li investigating the WWF Mafia? 🕵️‍♀️ I KNEW IT. The Shadaloo connection is real. M. Bison is probably the one funding DiBiase’s “Million Dollar” lifestyle. This goes deeper than we thought, guys. #InterpolInTheRing

User: BeefSlammer69

Ryu say cage is box. Box is for cereal. Meat is for Butterbean. Bean is better than Ryu. Bean punch waterfall!! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: The Allstate Arena is officially sold out for Chicago. The rumors of a “Surprise Guest” at the Cell are peaking. Is it a Street Fighter? Is it Goldberg? Or is it something darker? ]]

*** [ WWF_UNDERGROUND_FORUM ] *** Topic: BOXING WORLD MELTDOWN: TYSON, DON KING, & DE LA HOYA REACT TO VEGAS!

[ ADMIN_NEIL ] – Posted: June 9, 2000 @ 11:58 PM

Yo, the 56k is screaming tonight! I just got the transcripts from the post-fight pressers in Vegas. The boxing community is absolutely LOSING IT. Half of them think Naz and Bean are heroes, and the other half (mostly the promoters) are terrified that the “WWF Mafia” is gonna eat their sport alive.

Here are the exclusive quotes from the biggest names in the “Sweet Science.”

[[ MIKE TYSON: “THE BADDEST MAN” WEIGHS IN ]]

Location: Ringside, Las Vegas.

“Listen, man… Butterbean is a beast. People underestimate him because of his shape, but that overhand right is ‘lights out’ for anyone. Seeing him throw and kick? That’s some street-fight energy right there. And Naz… Naz is a warrior. He went into the shadow of a giant and found a way to win. It wasn’t boxing, it was survival. I respect it. If Vince wants to keep this ‘Invasion’ going, he better call me. I’ve got some ‘Genetic Power’ for him too.”

[[ DON KING: THE HYPE MACHINE IN A PANIC ]]

Location: A private suite at the MGM Grand.

“It is a travesty! A tragedy! A monumental catastrophe of athletic proportions! Prince Naseem Hamed is a world-class pugilist, a king of the ring, and he is out there doing… what? Flip-flops and dropkicks? This is the WWF’s ‘Shadaloo’ influence corrupting the integrity of the Sweet Science! They are trying to turn our champions into circus performers! I will be filing injunctions! I will be filing lawsuits! Only in America can you see a Giant try to sit on a Prince, but it is BAD FOR BUSINESS!”

[[ OSCAR DE LA HOYA: THE GOLDEN BOY’S DOUBTS ]]

Location: Training camp in Big Bear.

“I respect Naz’s heart, but the Lucha Libre stuff? Come on. Boxing is about discipline and footwork, not jumping off the ropes. He entering at 158 lbs showed he was worried about the weight difference. I’m glad he won, but he looked hurt. If Gonzalez had any actual boxing skill, Naz wouldn’t have made it out of the first round. I’m staying in the ring; the WWF is a mess right now.”

[[ THE BOXING FORUM REPLIES (MIRRORED FROM BOXINGSCENE2000) ]]

User: Gloved_Up_88

Don King is just mad he isn’t getting a cut of the WWF gate. 💸 Butterbean looked like a MMA fighter out there! The kick to Choi’s leg was the beginning of the end. Boxing is evolving, and the “Peak 90s” legends are the ones who can’t keep up.

User: Iron_Chin_Tony

TYSON VS HOGAN. MAKE IT HAPPEN. 🥊🔥 If Tyson enters the WWF, the ratings will explode. Naz winning with a pinfall is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. My dad almost threw his remote through the TV. He says it’s all a “work” to make wrestling look legit.

User: SweetScience_Purist

This “Invasion” is a joke. 🤡 Naz using dropkicks is an insult to every trainer he’s ever had. He’s an undefeated champion, not a stuntman. If he keeps this up, he’s gonna get a career-ending injury in a “non-sanctioned” brawl. Keep the boxers in the ring and the actors in the WWF.

[[ ADMIN_NEIL’S INSIDER UPDATE: THE BEAN GAUNTLET ]]

My sources say the Big Boss Man is furious about Butterbean’s win. He’s been telling the locker room that “a round mound can’t take down the Law.”

  • June 11 (Vegas): Butterbean vs. Boss Man (BMF Rules).

  • The Odds: Bean is the favorite, but Boss Man is reportedly bringing his nightstick… even though it’s “illegal.”

[[ WARNING: The Chicago “Hell in a Cell” servers are under heavy load. If you want the live stream, make sure your RealPlayer is updated to version 7.0! ]]

*** [ WWF_UNDERGROUND_FORUM ] *** Topic: THE “CHICAGO CARNAGE” PRE-MATCH TAPES: FOLEY’S DESCENT & THE MISSING MAVERICK

[ ADMIN_NEIL ] – Posted: June 12, 2000 @ 02:45 AM

Yo, the server is barely holding on! I just got the final audio leak from the Allstate Arena locker rooms. If you thought the May results were a fluke, the energy in Chicago is different. It’s not “Entertainment” anymore; it’s a funeral march.

[[ THE FOLEY INTERVIEW: “NOBODY HOME” ]]

Location: A dimly lit boiler room under the Allstate Arena. The Vibe: Mick Foley isn’t wearing the tie-dye or the white button-down. He’s sitting in a corner, rocking back and forth with a leather mask half-on. He looks… broken.

REPORTER: “Mick, people are worried. The Commission said you have three broken ribs. Why go back into the Cell with the Undertaker?”

MICK FOLEY: (Voice is a raspy, high-pitched whisper—total Mankind vibes)

“Worried? Hehe… they should be worried about the steel. The steel is cold, but it’s the only thing that feels real anymore. The Undertaker took my pride in May, but he forgot to take my soul. In Chicago, I’m not going in there to ‘wrestle.’ I’m going in there to see if I can still feel the pain. If I fall again… if the roof breaks… just make sure my kids know that Daddy was the only one brave enough to smile in the dark.”

REPORTER: “Is Cactus Jack coming to Chicago?”

MICK FOLEY: (Suddenly dead silent. He looks directly into the lens with a cold, sane stare.)

“Cactus Jack is dead. Mrs. Foley’s baby boy is all that’s left. And he’s bringing the tacks.”

[[ THE “MISSING MAVERICK” LEAK: KEN MASTERS ]]

We finally cornered Ken Masters as he was boarding a private jet in Vegas. He looked annoyed, mostly because we interrupted him talking to a group of swimsuit models.

REPORTER: “Ken! The ‘World Warriors’ say you’re hiding from the WWF’s ‘Mafia’ pressure. Are you ducking the Chicago card?”

KEN MASTERS: (Flips his hair, laughing)

“Ducking? Please. I’m ‘training,’ okay? It’s called ‘Active Recovery.’ I’m scouting the competition from the sky. Look, I saw what happened to Gonzalez. I saw Naz using those Lucha moves. It’s cute, but it’s sloppy. I’m not ‘hiding’—I’m waiting for the check to clear. Tell Vince if he wants a REAL American hero to save his Chicago gate, he knows my number. Until then, tell Ryu to keep punching water; I’ll keep punching champagne corks. See ya!”

[[ THE THREAD: CHICAGO PREDICTIONS ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

Foley is GONE. 🧠 Did you hear that whisper? He’s officially lost it. The “Deadman” is gonna finish the job this time. Also, Ken is such a troll. 🤣 “Active Recovery” at a beach resort? He’s 100% ducking the Street Fighter investigation Chun-Li is doing.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    I don’t care if he’s crazy, Foley with thumbtacks is the most dangerous man in the world. And don’t sleep on Mad Dogg (Road Kill). If he takes the “Warrior” name from Ultimate Warrior, the 90s are officially over.

User: HadoukenKid

Ken is ducking because he knows the Shadaloo money is drying up. 🕵️‍♂️ Why else would he be “scouting from the sky”? He’s looking for an exit strategy. Meanwhile, Ryu is actually training. The “Eternal Wanderer” vs Undertaker is the match we NEED.

User: BeefSlammer69

FOLEY TALK TO MASK. MASK SAY HI. 🎭 I want to see the tacks!! If Taker lands on the tacks, he will scream like a girl. Butterbean is in Chicago too? BEAN VS TAKER IN THE CAGE!! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: The “Shane vs Angle” UFC-style match is being called a “Shoot” by my sources. No scripts, no plan. Shane is legitimately trying to knock him out. This is gonna be a car crash. ]]

*** [ WWF_UNDERGROUND_FORUM ] *** Topic: LEAKED: THE “OUTBACK SHREDDER” MANIFESTO (MAD DOGG’S EXTREME GEAR)

[ ADMIN_NEIL ] – Posted: June 13, 2000 @ 11:15 PM

Yo, the 56k is struggling to download these blueprints! I just got a fax (yeah, a real fax) from a contact in the Chicago Allstate Arena loading dock. Mad Dogg (f.k.a. Road Kill) isn’t just bringing a kendo stick or a chair. He’s bringing a custom-built nightmare from the Australian indie circuit.

The Commission is trying to ban it, but since it’s an “Extreme Rules” match, their hands are tied. Check the specs on this “Outback Shredder.”

[[ EQUIPMENT LEAK: THE OUTBACK SHREDDER ]]

  • Base: A 6-foot industrial-grade steel surfboard, reinforced with galvanized zinc.

  • The “Shredder” Element: The edges are serrated like a shark’s tooth. It looks like it was ripped off a combine harvester in the Outback.

  • The “Barbed Wire Wrap”: One side is wrapped in triple-strand rusted wire.

  • The Weight: Roughly 85 lbs. It’s a weapon, a shield, and a platform for top-rope splashes.

Mad Dogg’s Note to the Ring Crew:

“Tell the ‘Ultimate’ one that in the bush, we don’t pray to the heavens. We survive the dirt. This board is gonna carve a new name into his forehead. The 90s are over. The Mad Dogg is hungry.”

[[ THE ANALYST’S “SURVIVAL” FORECAST ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

A SERRATED SURFBOARD?! 🏄‍♂️💀 Mad Dogg is literally trying to turn the Warrior into sashimi. This is ECW on steroids. If the Warrior doesn’t bring his ‘God Power’ fast, he’s getting shredded. I bet 10 bucks the match doesn’t last 10 minutes.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Warrior has survived everything. He’s gonna press-slam that board out of the ring. But yeah, “Extreme Rules” favors the younger, crazier guy. Mad Dogg is 320 lbs of Australian beef. Warrior hasn’t felt impact like that since ’92.

User: HadoukenKid

Why is the WWF allowing this but banning “Street Fighter” techniques? 🕵️‍♂️ A serrated surfboard is “legal” but a Hadoken is “dangerous”? The Mafia logic is so broken. They want the carnage, but they want to control who does it.

User: BeefSlammer69

BOARD IS SHARP. MEAT IS SOFT. 🥩 Mad Dogg cuts the Warrior like a steak. I want to see the “Outback Shredder” vs the “Million Dollar Dream.” DiBiase vs a surfboard!! 👊😤

[[ BREAKING: BUTTERBEAN VS BOSS MAN UPDATE ]]

The Vegas results are coming in over the wire! Butterbean just finished his match with The Big Boss Man.

  • The Result: Bean by K.O. in the 2nd round.

  • The Drama: Boss Man tried to use the nightstick, but Bean ducked it and landed a body-shot that literally lifted Boss Man off his feet.

  • The Streak: Bean is now 3-0. Up next? Viscera on June 18th. The “Gauntlet” is real.

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m setting up the live chat for the Chicago PPV. If you want the link, you gotta have a verified ICQ number. Don’t let the “Mafia” bots in! ]]

*** [ WWF_UNDERGROUND_FORUM ] ***

Topic: [CORRECTION] THE BEAN GAUNTLET & CHICAGO FINAL PREP

[ ADMIN_NEIL ] – Posted: June 14, 2000 @ 10:30 PM

Yo, my bad on the last update! The 56k must have glitched or I’m reading the wrong IRC logs. A few of you called me out—Butterbean hasn’t fought the Boss Man yet. The “King of the 4-Rounders” is still sitting at 1-0 in the WWF after that clinical destruction of Hongman Choi. The Vegas card was just the beginning. The “Gauntlet” hasn’t officially started, but the heat between the boxers and the “Law” is definitely bubbling over.

[[ UPDATED ODDS: THE BOXING INVASION (JUNE 11-18) ]]

Vegas just released the fresh numbers. Since the “Mafia” rumors are dead and the fights are confirmed, here is where the money is moving:

Matchup Status Current Odds
Butterbean vs. Big Boss Man JUNE 11 (Vegas) Bean (-210) / Boss Man (+170)
Prince Naseem vs. (TBD) Scouting Naz is 1-0, looking for a Lucha-hybrid rival.
Butterbean vs. Viscera JUNE 18 (Rumored) Bean (-105) / Viscera (-115)

Analyst Note: The smart money is on Bean against Boss Man, but the house is worried about Boss Man’s “Department of Corrections” tactics. If it’s BMF rules, anything goes.

[[ THE MAD DOGG / WARRIOR “HARDWARE” LIST ]]

Since the “Outback Shredder” blueprints leaked, the Ultimate Warrior’s camp has been silent.

  • Mad Dogg (Road Kill) has officially checked into his Chicago hotel.

  • The Gear: Along with the Shredder, he’s requested 4 rolls of heavy-duty industrial tape and a “rusted steel bucket.”

  • The Vibe: This isn’t a wrestling match. This is an Australian “identity theft” attempt.

[[ THE THREAD: CHICAGO CARNAGE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

My bad, Admin! I was wondering why I didn’t see Bean on the Heat highlights yet. 😅 If he’s 1-0, that means Choi was his only victim so far. Boss Man is gonna be a way different test. Boss Man actually knows how to take a punch.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Doesn’t matter if he’s 1-0 or 10-0, Bean hits like a truck. 🚛 Boss Man is gonna get his badge dented. And thanks for the correction on the Warrior match—Mad Dogg is definitely the dark horse of June.

User: HadoukenKid

Ken Masters is still M.I.A. 🕵️‍♂️ I think he’s waiting to see if Naz survives June before he commits to a WWF contract. The “Street Fighters” are playing it smart. They let the boxers take the hits first to see if the “Mafia” plays fair.

User: BeefSlammer69

BEAN IS 1-0. ONE PUNCH. ONE WIN. 🥩 June 11 is Boss Man’s funeral. I’m buying the PPV just to see the “Outback Shredder.” Mad Dogg is my new hero. 🇦🇺💪

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m double-checking the medical reports for Foley again. If he’s 1-0 in May but 0-1 in spirit, the Cell is gonna be a slaughterhouse. Stick to the #WWF_LEAKS channel for the most accurate timestamps! ]]

*** [ WWF_UNDERGROUND_FORUM ] *** Topic: THE “MAD DOGG” MANIFESTO: FINAL PRE-FIGHT LEAKS FROM CHICAGO

[ ADMIN_NEIL ] – Posted: June 15, 2000 @ 11:50 PM

Yo! The Allstate Arena is basically a fortress tonight. I managed to get one last digital audio clip (thanks, Napster!) of Mad Dogg (the artist formerly known as Road Kill) as he was prepping that “Outback Shredder.” He’s not just here for a win; he’s here for a career.

Check the transcript of his final words before he heads into the “Extreme Rules” war with the legend.

[[ THE MAD DOGG INTERVIEW: “THE NAME IS MINE” ]]

Location: Loading Dock 4, Allstate Arena. The Vibe: He’s covered in Aussie-flag face paint, but it’s grittier than the Warrior’s. He’s sharpening the serrated edges of his steel surfboard with a literal rock.

REPORTER: “You’ve taken the name ‘Mad Dogg’ from a legend in the indies. Now you’re trying to take the name ‘Warrior’ from the Ultimate one. Why this obsession with names?”

MAD DOGG: (Growsls, looking into the camera with wild eyes)

“Obsession? No, mate. It’s evolution. In the Outback, if a dingo is old and slow, the young pup takes his territory. The ‘Ultimate’ one hasn’t been relevant since the 90s. He lives in the clouds, talking to spirits. I live in the dirt. I live in the ‘Extreme.’ Tonight, I’m not just beating him. I’m shredding the myth. When I’m done with him on this board, there won’t be an ‘Ultimate’ anything left. Just a Mad Dogg standing over a pile of tassels.”

REPORTER: “And the Shredder? Is that legal?”

MAD DOGG:

“It’s Chicago, mate. It’s ‘Extreme Rules.’ If it draws blood, it’s legal. Tell the little Warriors to cover their eyes. The ‘Outback Shredder’ is hungry.”

[[ THE THREAD: CHICAGO CARNAGE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

“I live in the dirt.” 🐕🇦🇺 Mad Dogg is terrifying. I’ve seen his ECW tapes—the guy doesn’t feel pain. If Warrior tries that “Spirit of the Heavens” stuff, Mad Dogg is just gonna hit him with a steel surfboard. I’m calling it: Mad Dogg wins via total destruction.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    People keep disrespecting the Warrior. He’s 90s-peak for a reason! He’s faced giants, monsters, and Hulk Hogan. A punk with a surfboard isn’t gonna stop the power of the Warrior. But yeah… that surfboard looks like it could cut through a tank. 💀

User: HadoukenKid

Ryu said a cage is a box for the afraid. Mad Dogg says the dirt is where the truth is. The “World Warriors” are all starting to sound the same. 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe they’re all training at the same secret camp? Either way, tonight’s “Extreme Rules” match is gonna make the Cell look like a playground.

User: BeefSlammer69

SHRED THE MEAT!! 🥩 Mad Dogg is the man. If he wins, he should fight Butterbean. Surfboard vs Punch! That’s the real main event. 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL’S FINAL LOOK AT THE CARD ]]

  • The Rock vs. Doink: Rock is 2-0, but if Doink uses “Clown Tactics,” it could be a mess.

  • Shane vs. Angle: Shane’s black eye is confirmed. He’s going into a shoot-fight with a broken face.

  • The Cell: Foley is reportedly refusing to wear a cup or extra padding. He wants to “feel the steel.”

[[ WARNING: The live stream link is in the #CHICAGO_CARNAGE IRC channel. If you don’t have a fast modem, don’t even try it. See you on the other side! ]]

WWF ARCHIVE: June 2000 “Las Vegas Lockdown” Schedule

Posted on by Maria Cristina Aguillera

1. THE BOXING INVASION: Vegas Betting Odds (June 4)

The promoters have stopped the legal bickering. The fights are on for June 4th in Las Vegas. The “Sweet Science” is finally meeting the “WWF Giants” under BMF Rules.

Matchup Vegas Odds The “Street” Lean
Prince Naseem vs. Giant Gonzalez Gonzalez (-150) “Naz’s speed is a myth vs. a 7’6″ reach.”
Butterbean vs. Hongman Choi Butterbean (-110) “Bean’s overhand right is the equalizer.”

Note: Butterbean has signed a “Gauntlet Contract.” If he defeats Choi, he is scheduled to fight every single week in June to prove his 90s-peak dominance.

2. HELL IN A CELL: The Rematch of the Century

The Commission’s decision to replace Randy Savage with Mick Foley for the Cell match has sent shockwaves through the “Indie” community.

  • The Decision: Analysts believe the WWF is “protecting” the Savage/DiBiase final. By giving Savage a “bye” to the finals, they ensure a high-revenue technical match for the USA Belt.

  • The Risk: Putting The Undertaker and Mick Foley back in a cage after their May war is being called “medically irresponsible” by Joe Rogan. “You can’t expect Foley’s nervous system to handle another 20-foot drop,” Rogan stated on a recent pirate radio broadcast.

3. THE WCW EXODUS: Goldberg & Scott Hall

The “Mafia” rumors have shifted to the Monday Night War front.

  • Goldberg Negotiations: Word is the WWF is offering Goldberg a record-breaking “Undisputed” contract to jump ship.

  • Scott Hall: “The Bad Guy” has officially entered the WWF. WCW fans are trashing him on IRC channels, claiming he’s “ducking Goldberg” to join the safer WWF environment. Hall’s debut is expected to disrupt the mid-card rankings immediately.

4. THE RETURN OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR

In the most “90s-Peak” move possible, the Ultimate Warrior has issued an Open Challenge for June. He claims he’s here to “purify” the federation of the “Street Fighter” influence. Who will step up to the tassels?

The “Insult” Card: The Rock vs. Doink

The Rock is reportedly furious about his June 15th booking against Doink the Clown.

  • The Rock’s Quote: “The Rock didn’t invent the most electrifying move in sports history to entertain a clown. The Rock should be fighting Hogan, not dodging pies.”

  • The WWF Response: “Wait your turn. Andre and the winner of Savage/DiBiase are the priority.”

The Teenager Comment Section (2000s Era)

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

“TRIPLE H vs X-PAC on June 9? 😱 The Kliq is officially dead! DX is cannibalizing itself. HHH is gonna Pedigree X-Pac into the 19th century. Also, Stone Cold is ‘recovering’? More like he’s hiding because he knows he can’t beat a real warrior like Kurt Angle yet. 🤫”

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    “HHH is the Cerebral Assassin, he doesn’t have friends, he has victims. And shut up about Austin. He took 20 minutes of McMahon’s ‘Genetic Power’ and still won. Let him rest his neck before he Stunners your boy Savage in the finals.”

User: HadoukenKid

“Randy Savage gets a free pass to the finals while Foley and Taker kill each other in a cage? THE MAFIA IS REAL. 🕵️‍♂️ They want a ‘safe’ 90s legend like Savage or DiBiase holding the USA belt because they’re terrified of Ryu or Ken showing up and taking it. #JusticeForFoley”

  • Reply: 90s_Peak_Historian

    “Savage is the GOAT. He doesn’t need a ‘bye’ to win, but he earned it by being the most dependable draw in history. You ‘Street Fighter’ kids are just mad because your hobo hero isn’t on the June poster. Go back to your dirt pits.”

User: MMA_Junky_Ken

Ken Shamrock in the Hell in a Cell undercard??? If he fights a ‘Real’ wrestler, it’s over. Shamrock has been training in the UFC pits. If he gets a leg-lock on someone in June, they aren’t walking until August. 🦶🔒