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HOGAN SLAMS THE GOLIATH, THE 15-YEAR STREAK IS DEAD!

Posted on by Chinito Henson

The date is July 31, 2026, but tonight in the MGM Grand, it felt like the culmination of two decades of combat history. In a world where the Gonzaga Protocol ensures no hypothetical matchups remain unanswered, the ultimate “What If” finally became “What Is.”

Hulk Hogan, the 35-year-old USA Wrestling Champion, did not just defeat the 36-year-old Andre the Giant. He dismantled a myth. He ended a 15-year undefeated streak that spanned the European continent, proving that while Andre may be the 8th Wonder of the World, Hulk Hogan is the God of the Squared Circle.

[[ THE RECAP: THE “BILL GATES” PREDICTION COMES TRUE ]]

Critics called the simulation “fan-fiction.” When Microsoft’s team—led by Bill Gates—released the data suggesting Hogan could actually lift and throw the 520lb Frenchman, the world scoffed. They aren’t scoffing now.

The fight was shockingly one-sided. Andre, who had never faced elite-level American resistance like Savage or Hart, looked slow against Hogan’s prime athleticism. Hogan dominated the clinch, peppered the Giant with heavy strikes, and then, in the moment that defined the century, he slammed the Giant. The ring groaned, the floorboards nearly gave way, and with one Leg Drop, the July P4P #4 kingpin pinned the most dangerous man in history.

[[ POST-MATCH: LARRY MERCHANT VS. HULK HOGAN ]]

(Larry Merchant stands in the center of the ring, microphone in hand, looking up at a sweat-drenched, triumphant Hogan. In the background, a dejected but graceful Andre the Giant nods to the crowd before slowly exiting—a fallen king acknowledging a new era.)

LARRY MERCHANT: “Hulk, we thought you were great. We thought you were a hero. But you were even greater tonight. The betting odds were dead even starting this fight, but inside those ropes… it wasn’t even close. You made a 15-year undefeated giant look like a regional sparring partner. Was he just over-hyped, or are you just that much better than the rest of the world?”

HULK HOGAN: “Larry, let me tell you something, brother! Andre is a mountain of a man, but today, Hulkamania had the climbing gear! It wasn’t about the hype; it was about the heart! 15 years is a long time, but it only takes three seconds to end a legacy!”

LARRY MERCHANT: “You carried him. You threw him. You defied the laws of physics that Bill Gates’ computers said were possible. At any point during that lift, did you feel your back—or the reality of the situation—giving way?”

HULK HOGAN: “When I felt that 500 pounds of French timber on my shoulders, I felt the strength of every Hulkamaniac in the MGM Grand! My back didn’t break because the fans held me up, man!”

LARRY MERCHANT: “You’re ranked #4 on the P4P list. The computer says Kimbo and The Rock are ‘statistically’ superior. After what we just saw—the destruction of an undefeated streak—do you feel the Gonzaga Protocol is insulting your intelligence by keeping you out of the top spot?”

HULK HOGAN: “The computer doesn’t have a soul, Larry! It doesn’t have 24-inch pythons! Rank me #4, rank me #100—it doesn’t matter, because tonight, the world knows who the real king is!”

[[ THE HBO ROUNDTABLE: THE FINAL WORD ]]

JIM LAMPLEY: “IT HAPPENED! The most significant victory in the history of the sport! Larry, you were in there—what was the energy like when that Giant hit the canvas?”

LARRY MERCHANT: “It was the sound of a falling empire, Jim. We watched a man who hasn’t tasted defeat since the mid-80s realize his time had passed. Hogan didn’t just win a fight; he won a war against history.”

LENNOX LEWIS: “Hogan’s footwork was the key. He didn’t let Andre lean on him. He fought a heavyweight fight with a middleweight’s engine. That slam? That’s pure torque and power. I’ve never seen anything like it in any combat sport. The American elite has officially arrived on the world stage.”

GEORGE FOREMAN: “I’ve been in there with the big guys, Jim. I’ve been the big guy! But what Hogan did tonight… he broke Andre’s spirit before he broke his body. That 15-year streak was a shield, and Hogan shattered it in ten minutes. The USA belt is now the most important piece of gold on the planet. I’m telling you, the undercards were great, but this? This was biblical!”

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: The July rankings are officially obsolete. When the August list drops, Hogan is going to see a surge that might just break the algorithm. ]]

THE “ANYTIME, ANYWHERE” ANARCHY: GLOBAL ICONS REACT TO MONEY IN THE BANK

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! The rumors of the Money in the Bank (MITB) ladder match have officially broken the internet. I’ve been tracking the “internal memos” and catching quotes from the biggest names in sports and street fighting. This isn’t just a match; it’s a “legalized mugging” for the Undisputed World Title.

Here is how the world’s most dangerous men and most competitive icons are reacting to the chaos.

[[ THE BIG THREE: THE WWF POWERHOUSE REACTS ]]

  • THE ROCK: > “The Rock hears the jabronis talking about a briefcase. You want to climb a ladder? You want to jump off a 20-foot structure just to get a piece of paper? The Rock doesn’t need a contract to be the People’s Champion. But if you think you’re going to ‘cash in’ while The Rock is celebrating a victory… if you think you’re going to catch the Great One off guard… you better bring more than a ladder. You better bring a miracle, because the Rock will take that briefcase, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!”

  • STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN: > “I don’t give a damn about a briefcase, and I sure as hell don’t care about a ladder. Vince thinks he can create a ‘shortcut’ to my title? If some son-of-a-bitch thinks he’s gonna jump me after a match, he’s gonna find out that a Stunner works just as well at 2:00 AM as it does at 8:00 PM. You want the belt? Be a man and step in the ring. You want to use a briefcase? I’ll use your head for target practice. And that’s the bottom line!”

  • TRIPLE H: > “It’s typical. Vince wants to give the ‘nobodies’ a chance to steal what belongs to the ‘Cerebral Assassin.’ This MITB concept is a slap in the face to the hierarchy. I’ve spent fifteen years becoming the best in this business, and now some high-flyer can jump off a ladder and skip the line? Fine. Let them climb. While they’re looking at the ceiling, I’ll be waiting at the bottom to break the ladder—and their legs. The Game doesn’t play with toys.”

[[ STREET FIGHTER: THE WORLD WARRIORS WEIGH IN ]]

  • RYU: > “A battle for a contract? It lacks the purity of the Fist. To win by climbing instead of striking… it feels hollow. However, I respect the courage it takes to climb so high while being attacked. I will watch, but my path remains the same: the true fight is within.”

  • GUILE: > “It’s a tactical nightmare. You’re exposed on that ladder from 360 degrees. It’s like being in a cockpit with no canopy. If the WWF wants a real ‘Air Force’ specialist to take that case, they should call a professional. But ‘cashing in’ when a man is down? That’s not a soldier’s way.”

  • M. BISON: > (Laughing) > “A briefcase that grants ultimate power? Finally, a match that understands the beauty of corruption! I don’t care about the ladder—I will simply Psycho Crush anyone who touches it. The World Title belongs to Shadaloo, regardless of what the contract says!”

[[ THE HEAVY HITTERS: BOXING & MMA ]]

  • MIKE TYSON: > “It’s crazy, man. It’s like a street fight in the sky. If you’re on that ladder, you can’t protect your chin. One punch and it’s a long way down. I like the ‘anytime’ rule, though. It’s like the streets—you always gotta be ready to bang.”

  • OSCAR DE LA HOYA: > “It’s too much of a circus for me. Wrestling is one thing, but climbing ladders for a contract? It takes away from the ‘Sweet Science.’ But hey, the ratings will be huge. People love a car wreck.”

  • LENNOX LEWIS: > “It’s a strategic game of chess, but the board is vertical. You have to wait for the right moment to climb. If you go too early, you’re a target. If you go too late, the prize is gone.”

  • MARK HUNT: > “Just give me the ladder so I can hit someone with it. 👊 If I win that case, I’m cashing it in the second Kimbo Slice finishes a fight. Walk-off KO, take the belt, go home. Easy.”

[[ THE HARDCOURT LEGENDS: NBA ICONS ]]

  • MICHAEL JORDAN: > “I heard the ‘anytime’ rule. That’s the ultimate test of a champion. Can you defend your title when you’re tired? When you’re hurt? That’s what separates the Greats from the rest. I took it personally that they didn’t ask me to be the one hanging the briefcase. I’d like to see anyone try to out-jump me for it.”

  • SHAQ: > “Man, the ladder would break as soon as I put one foot on it! 🏀💥 But I love the concept. It’s like a fast break—you see the opening, you take the shot. If I had that briefcase, I’d cash it in on Big Show during his dinner. Give me the BBQ and the belt!”

  • KOBE BRYANT: > “It’s about the Mamba Mentality. You have to be the most obsessed person in that ring. While everyone is fighting on the mat, you have to find the path to the top. The MITB isn’t a ‘shortcut’—it’s an opportunity for the person who wants it the most. I respect the hustle.”

[[ THE THREAD: MITB MANIA ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

TYSON IS RIGHT! 🥊 Imagine being 20 feet up and seeing Mike Tyson waiting at the bottom. I’d just stay up there! And Triple H sounds terrified that someone is finally going to out-smart him.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    RVD in a ladder match? It’s over. He’s the #3 Light Heavyweight and he lives on the top rope. If he’s in the MITB, he’s walking away with the case. No question.

User: HadoukenKid

M. Bison wanting the briefcase for Shadaloo? 💀 The WWF is getting too dangerous. We’ve got dictators, boxers, and Olympic wrestlers all fighting for one belt. July 23rd cannot get here fast enough!

User: BeefSlammer69

SHAQ VS THE LADDER!! 👊😤 I’m telling you, they need a custom-built steel ladder if the Super Heavyweights are in this. Imagine Yokozuna trying to climb that. The ring would implode!

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Bret Hart has been training privately in a “Ladder-filled” gym in Calgary. Is “The Hitman” looking to secure a guaranteed shot at the man who beat him, Yokozuna? ]]

JULY 1st STATE OF THE UNION: RANKINGS, RVD’S ASCENSION, & THE FILIPINO PHENOM

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! We are officially six months into the chaos that is the WWF-Universe. The dust from the “Chicago Carnage” and the international tours has finally settled enough for the “Mafia” to release the official mid-year power rankings.

From the streets of Miami to the rings of Japan, the hierarchy of combat has never been more volatile. Here is your July 1st briefing.

[[ THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT SEMI-FINALS: RVD ADVANCES ]]

Rob Van Dam def. Shawn Michaels (via Pinfall – June 19)

  • The Match: In what many are calling the “Technical Masterpiece of the Summer,” RVD managed to survive a Sweet Chin Music attempt and counter with a split-legged moonsault.

  • The Result: RVD officially punches his ticket to the next round. HBK looked stunned, but the respect was visible. RVD is now the #3 ranked Light Heavyweight in the world and climbing fast.

[[ THE GLOBAL INVASION: AGATOM’S REDEMPTION ]]

Agatom def. “Changed Man” (via Pinfall – June 26 in Japan)

  • The Context: After a heartbreaking debut loss to the mysterious Golimar, the smallest fighter in the WWF (116 lbs) headed back to the East to find his rhythm.

  • The Fight: Agatom faced the Japanese masked daredevil and stuntman, “Changed Man.” The speed in this match was terrifying.

  • The Finish: The Filipino High Flyer proved that heart outweighs mass. He recovered from a high-risk dive to secure a pinfall in front of a stunned Tokyo crowd. Agatom is officially on the board!

[[ OFFICIAL MID-YEAR RANKINGS: JULY 1, 2000 ]]

POUND FOR POUND (PFP)

The top of the mountain belongs to the backyard legend, but the “Prince” and the “Greatest” are breathing down his neck.

Rank Name Record Score
#1 Kimbo Slice 3-0-0 8
#2 Prince Naseem Hamed 1-0-0 4
#3 Rickson Gracie 1-0-0 4
#4 The Rock 3-0-0 4
#5 Ted DiBiase 2-0-0 3

DIVISIONAL LEADERS

  • SUPER HEAVYWEIGHT: Butterbean (#1) holds the top spot after his June conquest, with Andre the Giant (#2) and Bob Sapp (#3) ready for the “Titan Clash.”

  • HEAVYWEIGHT: Kimbo Slice (#1) leads the pack. The Rock (#2) has moved up following his win over Neidhart, while Fedor (#9) and Couture (#10) have officially entered the top ten.

  • LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT: Kimbo (#1) somehow dominates here too, but Shane McMahon (#2) and RVD (#3) are the real story. John Cena (The Prototype) sits at #8, looking for his breakout.

  • CRUISERWEIGHT: Prince Naseem (#1) and Rickson (#2) rule the technical ranks. Golimar holds #8, while the legend Gen rounds out the top 10 at #10.

[[ THE ANALYST’S DESK: JULY OUTLOOK ]]

Joe Rogan: “Kimbo Slice at #1 PFP with an 8 score is absolute insanity. 🥊 He’s dominant, but look at Rickson Gracie at #3. If Rickson gets Kimbo on the ground, that score won’t mean anything. Also, shoutout to Agatom—116 pounds of pure lightning. That kid is ‘tight’!”

Jim Lampley: “BANG! The Rock is surging! ⚡️ After the Vader and Neidhart wins, he’s the most active fighter on the list. But can we talk about Ted DiBiase at #5? He’s buying his way into the elite tier, and Savage is the only thing standing in his way!”

[[ THE THREAD: RANKING RAGE ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

KIMBO #1!! 👊 3-0 and a score of 8? That’s dominance. I’m glad to see RVD at #3 in Light Heavyweight. Beating HBK was no fluke. He’s going all the way to the gold.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Agatom winning in Japan is the real feel-good story. 🇵🇭 The smallest guy in the room just silenced the “Changed Man.” I want to see him vs Rey Mysterio (#9 CW). That’s a high-flyer’s dream!

User: HadoukenKid

Ryu (#6 CW) and Ken (#5 CW) are ranked too low. They’ve only had one match each! Wait until the “Titan Clash” is over and the Street Fighters start moving up the PFP ranks. 🐯🕶️

User: BeefSlammer69

BUTTERBEAN #1 SUPER HEAVY!! 🥩 3-0 is 3-0. I don’t care if he fought legends or grandpas, nobody has been able to stop him. SummerSlam is gonna be wild! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m noticing a name missing from the Top 10 PFP… Triple H. After his recent interview, I expect he’s going to go on a rampage to force his way into these rankings. Watch your backs! ]]

DALLAS DESTINY: THE TITAN CLASH CARD & THE “MONEY IN THE BANK” ANARCHY

Posted on by Chinito Henson

Yo! The heat in Texas isn’t just the weather—it’s the friction from the WWF “Mafia” finalizing the most dangerous card in the history of the sport. We’ve got monsters, we’ve got legends, and we’ve got a rumored new match concept that is going to turn the Undisputed World Title race into a literal free-for-all.

[[ THE FINALIZED “TITAN CLASH” BRACKET ]]

Dallas Arena – July 23, 2000

Quarter-Final A Quarter-Final B
The Big Show vs. SAGAT Rikishi vs. YOKOZUNA
Vader vs. KANE BUTTERBEAN vs. BIRDIE

The Stakes: The winner of this 8-man gauntlet doesn’t just get a trophy; they get the “Monster’s Contract”—a guaranteed title shot at SummerSlam and a custom gold-plated heavyweight belt.

[[ RUMOR: THE “MONEY IN THE BANK” LADDER MATCH ]]

Vince and the board are reportedly tired of “ordered” rankings. They want chaos. Enter the Money in the Bank.

  • The Mechanics: 6 to 8 men. One briefcase suspended 20 feet above the ring. No pinfalls, no submissions. The first man to climb the ladder and pull down the case wins a contract for a World Title Match anytime, anywhere.

  • The Landscape: This changes everything. If The Rock or Kimbo Slice is exhausted after a 30-minute war, the MITB winner can “cash in” while they’re bleeding on the mat. The Undisputed Belt is no longer safe behind a schedule.

[[ THE RETURN: BRET “THE HITMAN” HART ]]

The “Excellence of Execution” is finally coming out of hiding. After his devastating loss to Yokozuna back on March 26th—his only WWF sanctioned fight this year—Bret has been MIA.

  • The Mission: Bret hasn’t touched the new era. No match against Goldberg, no clash with The Rock, and zero contact with Stone Cold.

  • The July Rumor: Bret is slated for a “Technical Showcase” mid-card match against Kurt Angle. Angle has been calling out the Hart family for weeks, and Bret reportedly wants to prove that “Olympic Gold” doesn’t mean anything in a “Pink and Black” world.

[[ JULY MID-CARD & MINOR FIGHTS ]]

  1. Triple H vs. X-Pac: (The “Best Friend” Grudge Match). Hunter is looking to vent his ranking frustrations on his Kliq brother.

  2. Agatom vs. Shao Ling: (Cruiserweight Clash). Fresh off his Japan win, the Filipino High Flyer faces the “Ninja” specialist in a battle for the #7 spot.

  3. The Hurricane vs. Golimar: (The Masked Mystery). Can the superhero handle the bizarre style of the man who beat Agatom?

  4. Scott Hall vs. Ted DiBiase: (The “Money” Match). DiBiase wants Hall’s spot in the Heavyweight Top 5. Hall just wants a paycheck and a fight.

[[ THE ANALYST’S CORNER ]]

Joe Rogan: “A ladder match for a title shot? That’s high-level madness! 🪜 If you put someone like RVD or Shane McMahon in that MITB match, they’re going to do something that’ll make us all lose our minds. And Bret Hart vs. Kurt Angle? That’s 100% pure ‘shoot’ wrestling. I’m vibrating just thinking about it!”

Jim Lampley: “BANG! The Titan Clash is a heavyweight collision, but the Money in the Bank is a heart attack waiting to happen! And watch out for Bret Hart—he’s a wounded animal. A loss to Yoko in March hasn’t softened him; it’s made him more surgical.”

[[ THE THREAD: DALLAS OR DEATH ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

MONEY IN THE BANK!! 💼 That briefcase is going to cause a riot. Imagine Triple H winning it and cashing in on a bloody Stone Cold. The WWF would burn down!

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Sagat vs Big Show is still the match I’m watching. 🐯 If Sagat wins the whole Titan Clash, he’s going to be #1 PFP by August. No doubt.

User: HadoukenKid

Agatom vs Shao Ling is going to be like a live-action anime. 🥋 I hope Agatom brings some of that Japan momentum. And Bret Hart… man, he needs to beat Angle or his legacy in the WWF is toast.

User: BeefSlammer69

BIRDIE VS BUTTERBEAN!! 👊😤 Chains vs Hooks! If Birdie uses that chain on Bean, the WWF better have the paramedics ready. July is the heaviest month of the year!

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that the MITB briefcase is currently being held in a high-security vault in Stamford. They aren’t even telling the wrestlers who is in the match yet! ]]

THE CHICAGO CRASH: HELL IN A CELL 2000 POST-MATCH WRAP-UP

Posted on by Chinito Henson

The Allstate Arena is still vibrating. What started as a “Vocal Minority” protest ended in a standing ovation that might have actually cracked the Chicago skyline. From the blood-stained steel of the Cell to the controversial “UFC” submissions, June has officially reset the hierarchy of the fighting world.

1. THE STREETS REMAIN MEAN: KIMBO GOES 3-0

Result: Kimbo Slice def. Rey Zulu Jr. via K.O. (4:12) The “Brawler from the Backyard” continues his meteoric rise. While Rey Zulu Jr. fought with the heart of his father, King Zulu, and actually wobbled Kimbo with a massive overhand in the opening minute, the 0-2 Brazilian Giant couldn’t close the deal.

  • The Reaction: King Zulu was seen ringside, visibly frustrated, reportedly calling for a “Traditional Vale Tudo” rematch.

  • What’s Next for Kimbo? Fans are calling for a “Step Up.” Potential June/July opponents: Mark Henry, Bob Sapp, or even a brawling match with Butterbean.

2. TECHNICAL SNORE: GRACIE RECLAIMS THE GOLD

Result: Royce Gracie def. Ken Shamrock via Submission (Round 2) In a match that many fans labeled “Boring,” the technical mastery of the Gracie family proved too much for the “World’s Most Dangerous Man.”

  • The Fallout: While the purists loved the hip-control, the Chicago crowd was restless.

  • Trilogy? With the Rematch Clause triggered, a July trilogy is almost certain, but Shamrock looks rattled. He’s claiming the “WWF Mafia” fast-counted the stand-ups.

3. THE GREENWICH GRAPPLE: SHANE STUNS ANGLE

Result: Shane McMahon def. Kurt Angle via Submission (Rear Naked Choke) CONTROVERSY ALERT. In the upset of the night, Shane-O-Mac forced the Olympic Gold Medalist to “tap”—or did he?

  • The Protest: Angle and his supporters are livid, claiming the referee called a “Phantom Tap.”

  • The Analysis: Shane didn’t even need the controversy; he held his own in the clinch for 15 minutes. Does Shane move on to challenge Gracie for the UFC Belt, or is a “Submission Only” rematch with Angle the only way to settle the score?

4. THE SPIRIT PREVAILS: WARRIOR SHREDS THE SHREDDER

Result: Ultimate Warrior def. Mad Dogg via Pinfall The “Outback Shredder” surfboard never even touched the Warrior’s skin. Despite the hype, Mad Dogg weighed in at a “small” 280 lbs and looked overwhelmed by the 90s-peak intensity.

  • The Clean Sweep: Warrior used zero weapons and zero dirty tactics, simply dominating the “Amish Punk” with raw power.

  • The Verdict: Mad Dogg’s attempt at “Identity Theft” failed. Warrior is back. Next stop? A potential clash with The Rock or the winner of the USA Tournament.

5. THE EMPEROR DEBUTS: SAGAT TAKES CHICAGO

Result: Sagat def. Kevin Nash via Pinfall The “God of Muay Thai” is human after all. Sagat won his US debut, but it wasn’t the “Tiger Shot” massacre the dark web predicted.

  • The Performance: Sagat adapted to the WWF style, using eye-pokes and corner distractions from Ken Masters and Adon. While the Tiger Knee landed, Nash survived two of them, proving the “Giant” hasn’t lost his 90s-peak durability.

  • The Reality: Sagat looked like a high-tier wrestler, not a myth. But a win is a win.

MAIN EVENT: THE FUNERAL IN THE CAGE

THE UNDERTAKER vs. MICK FOLEY (AS CACTUS JACK)

This wasn’t a match; it was a religious experience. Cactus Jack dominated the first ten minutes, hitting Taker with everything including the kitchen sink. In a shocking moment, Taker locked in a triangle choke early, but appeared to let go before Foley could tap—as if he wanted the violence to continue.

The Finish: The two scaled the cage, mirroring their 1998 war. In a moment that silenced 18,000 people, Taker slammed Foley through the roof of the cell, sending him 20 feet down to the mat. Taker dropped down, covered the legend, and the 1-2-3 felt like a hammer on a coffin.

[[ THE AFTERMATH THREAD ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

I’m still shaking. 😭 Foley falling through the cage again? How is that man still breathing? Taker letting go of the submission was the scariest part—he literally wanted to drop him from the top. That’s some ‘Mafia’ hitman energy right there.

User: Raw_Is_War_2000

SHANE BEAT ANGLE?! 🤯 I don’t care if it was a “Phantom Tap,” Shane is a legit shooter now. If he fights Gracie next, I’m betting my house on the McMahon. Also, Sagat was a bit of a letdown. I wanted to see him blow a hole through Nash’s chest.

User: HadoukenKid

Ken Masters in Sagat’s corner was the real MVP. The way he distracted the ref while Sagat landed that low-blow? Pure class. 🕶️ But yeah, the “Tiger Knee” looks nerfed in the WWF. Maybe it’s the humidity in Chicago?

User: BeefSlammer69

BUTTERBEAN SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE!! 🥩 Imagine Bean vs Taker on top of that cage. Bean would have punched Taker through the floor and into the basement! Chicago Carnage was 10/10. I want the tacks next time!! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: Medical reports say Foley is “stable” but will be out for at least 6 months.]]

Full Hell in a Cell Fight Card Revealed!

Posted on by Maria Cristina Aguillera

Yo, the server is absolutely melting. I just got the final, 100% confirmed fight card for tonight’s PPV in Chicago. If you thought the “Boxing Invasion” was wild, wait until you see who just stepped off a plane from Thailand. The “Mafia” has outdone themselves—this is the most “Peak 90s-meets-2000” card in history.

[[ CHICAGO CARNAGE: THE FINAL CARD ]]

1. THE OPENER: STREET FIGHTER REMATCH

Kimbo Slice (2-0) vs. Rey Zulu Jr. (0-2)

  • The Beef: Kimbo is looking for the hat-trick. Zulu Jr. is desperate to prove his lineage isn’t just a memory. Expect bare-knuckle energy and a very short clock. Kimbo is the heavy favorite to go 3-0.

2. UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHT (TRILOGY CLAUSE)

Ken Shamrock (C) vs. Royce Gracie

  • The History: Shamrock took the belt via TKO back on Feb 13th, but the Gracie camp called it a fluke.

  • The Stakes: Pure UFC rules. No ropes, no pins, just tap or nap. There is a rematch clause in the contract—if Royce wins, we’re looking at the ultimate trilogy fight in July.

3. UFC #1 CONTENDER MATCH

Kurt Angle vs. Shane McMahon

  • The Vibe: Mid-card chaos. Angle is the favorite, but Shane-O-Mac has been training with “secret shooters.” The winner gets the next shot at the Shamrock/Gracie winner. Shane’s black eye from training is proof he’s taking this “shoot” seriously.

4. THE “IDENTITY” WAR (EXTREME RULES)

Mad Dogg vs. The Ultimate Warrior

  • The Weapon: The “Outback Shredder” (that serrated steel surfboard) has been spotted at ringside. Mad Dogg wants the name. Warrior wants to protect the myth. This is going to be the bloodiest match of the night.

5. THE SURPRISE DEBUT: THE EMPEROR VS. THE GIANT

Sagat (0-0) vs. Kevin Nash (0-1)

  • The Shocker: It’s HIM. 7’4″, eye patch, and a massive scar across his chest (rumor is a kid in a gi gave it to him in Japan). This is Sagat’s first time on US soil and his first pro-wrestling sanctioned match.

  • The Corners: Sagat has Ken Masters, Adon, and Gen in his corner. Nash is backed by Hulk Hogan and the newly signed Scott Hall. The “Wolfpac” vs. “Muay Thai Royalty.” This is legendary.

6. THE MAIN EVENT: HELL IN A CELL

The Undertaker vs. Mick Foley

  • The Controversy: Despite the “Vocal Minority” of fans protesting the safety of the match, the Cell is lowering. Foley is reportedly refusing medical checks. Taker is silent. Chicago is ready for a funeral.

[[ THE THREAD: PPV PREDICTIONS ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

SAGAT IS HERE?! 🐯 Scar and all! Seeing him stand next to Kevin Nash is gonna be insane. Nash is 0-1 and he’s facing a guy who can throw Tiger Shots? RIP Big Sexy. Also, Scott Hall joining Hogan? The nWo is basically invading the Street Fighter camp.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Ken Masters being in Sagat’s corner is the real twist. I thought they hated each other! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe the “WWF Mafia” is so strong they had to team up. And Kimbo 3-0 is a lock. Zulu Jr. doesn’t have the chin for it.

User: HadoukenKid

The chest scar on Sagat looks fresh. 🐉 If Nash hits a Jackknife Powerbomb on that scar, Sagat might actually explode. But with Gen and Adon there? No one is interfering in that match. That’s a hit-squad.

User: BeefSlammer69

FOLEY IN THE CELL!! 🎭 I don’t care about the protestors. I want to see the tacks. I want to see the blood. And I want to see Sagat Tiger Uppercut Hogan off the apron!! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing Scott Hall might try to “Survey the Group” during the Sagat match. Keep your eyes on the entrance ramp. The Allstate Arena is about to explode! ]]

WWF ARCHIVE: June 2000 “Las Vegas Lockdown” Results

Posted on by Maria Cristina Aguillera

The Las Vegas Lockdown has officially concluded, and the combat sports world is reeling. While the WWF prepares for the “Chicago Carnage” of Hell in a Cell, the 56k modems are melting down over the results from Nevada. The “Boxing Invasion” wasn’t just a gimmick—it was a demolition.

Here is the restored archive from June 5, 2000.

WWF ARCHIVE: June 2000 “Las Vegas Lockdown” Results

Author: Neil Kim Park (Senior Fight Historian)

1. The “Beast” Unleashed: Butterbean vs. Hongman Choi

Result: Butterbean def. Hongman Choi via K.O. (3:22)

The Analysis: In a performance that erased any doubt about boxing power, Butterbean dismantled the 7’2″ Choi in less than three minutes. Surprisingly, Bean showcased a “hybrid” style, utilizing clinch-throws and heavy leg kicks that gassed the giant early. After three massive knockdowns, Choi was unable to answer the 10-count.

  • The Fallout: Butterbean has officially entered the “June Gauntlet.” He is scheduled to fight every week this month to prove the “Sweet Science” is the supreme discipline.

2. The Miracle in the Desert: Prince Naseem vs. Giant Gonzalez

Result: Prince Naseem Hamed def. Giant Gonzalez via Pinfall (7:08)

The Analysis: This was the most “unreal” fight of the 2000s. Naz entered at a heavier 158 lbs, sacrificing speed for durability.

  • The Drama: Gonzalez nearly ended the fight early with a crushing pin, leaving the undefeated boxer visibly hurt for the first time in his career.

  • The Finish: Naz shocked the world by abandoning traditional boxing, utilizing Lucha Libre dropkicks to soften the Giant’s base. In a final, physics-defying moment, the Prince executed a high-flying Lucha finisher to pin the 7’6″ monster.

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Joe Rogan (The “Truth-Seeker”):

“Did you see Naz? He was doing Hurricanranas! A world-class boxer just beat a 7-foot giant with Lucha Libre. If you told me this in April, I’d say you were high. But Butterbean? That wasn’t luck. That was a 400lb wrecking ball with wrestling fundamentals. The ‘Invaders’ are evolving, man. The WWF locker room should be terrified.”

Mike Tyson (Boxing Legend):

“Butterbean is a bad, bad man. He showed those wrestling guys that a punch is a punch, no matter how tall you are. And Naz? He’s got the heart of a lion. He went into the ‘Shadow’ and came out with the win. Boxing 2, WWF 0. Deal with it.”

The Rock (Indie Sensation):

“The Rock sees the Prince dancing. The Rock sees the Bean punching. It’s cute. But while they’re playing ‘Crossover,’ The Rock is getting ready to slap the face off a clown in June. You want ‘Electrifying’? Wait until the People’s Champion gets his hands on these ‘Invaders’ in the fall.”

[[ HELL IN A CELL: CHICAGO CARNAGE CARD ]]

Location: Allstate Arena, Chicago, IL

Matchup Stipulation The “Heat” Level
Undertaker vs. Mick Foley Hell in a Cell 10/10 (The Rematch)
Shane McMahon vs. Kurt Angle UFC Rules 8/10 (Prove-it Match)
Ken Shamrock vs. Royce Gracie Non-Title Rematch 9/10 (Grudge)
Ultimate Warrior vs. Road Kill “Battle for the Name” 7/10 (Indie vs. Legend)

Special Report: Shane McMahon has officially relinquished his mandatory challenger status to focus on Kurt Angle. Shane-O-Mac claims the Shamrock win was “pure skill,” and he’s going into the Octagon-style cage with an Olympic gold medalist to prove he is the elite “McMahon Fighter.”

The Teenager Comment Section (2000s Era)

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

NAZ PINNED GONZALEZ?!?! 😱 My mind is blown. I thought the ‘Mountain’ was gonna sit on him. Boxing fans are gonna be so annoying on IRC tonight lol. But for real, Shane vs Kurt Angle under UFC rules? Shane is gonna get his limbs turned into pretzels. 🥨 Angle is 2-0 and he’s a machine. RIP Shane.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Shane has ‘Genetic Power’ though! He’s crazy enough to jump off the top of the cell. But yeah, Angle is scary. Also, Road Kill is an Australian punk? I saw his tapes on a LimeWire leak. He’s wild, but the Ultimate Warrior is gonna snort him like a pixie stick. 😤

User: HadoukenKid

Butterbean is a tank. He looks bigger than his 5’11 offiicial measurements, I think he is actually 6’3″ and Hang Man Choi only 6’11. You know how much these promoters inflate or deflate these numbers. Anyways🚜 Choi didn’t even know what hit him. If Bean keeps fighting every week, he’s gonna be 5-0 by July. Why isn’t he in the USA Tournament? Oh wait, I forgot—the Mafia wants Savage vs DiBiase. 🙄 They’re hiding the real killers in the Vegas cards. #FreeTheBean

User: Sk8er_Gurl_99

Undertaker vs Foley in Chicago… I’m literally shaking. 😭 Foley already lost in May, if he goes into the Cell he’s gonna end up in a wheelchair. This is the darkest timeline. I hope the ‘Deadman’ shows some mercy. 🕯️💀

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m working on getting the pre-match medical scans for Foley. The rumors say he’s already fighting with 3 broken ribs. Stay tuned. ]]

“The Most Electrifying Move in Sports History”

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The May 2000 archive has been officially updated. While the “Boxing Invasion” ended in a cloud of legal paperwork and “Mafia” conspiracy theories, the squared circle provided enough electricity to power the entire South of Texas.

Here is the Post-Fight Historical Summary for the month that changed the “Indie” narrative forever.

WWF ARCHIVE: May 2000 “Collision of Worlds” Results

Author: Neil Kim Park (Senior Fight Historian)

1. The Electrifying Debut: The Rock vs. The Hurricane

Result: The Rock def. The Hurricane via Pinfall

The Finish: This was nearly the upset of the century. The Hurricane’s “Unorthodox” style—utilizing high-flying maneuvers that the 90s-peak legends weren’t prepared for—actually saw him land a pinfall attempt that the ref almost counted to three. The Rock looked gassed until the final minute.

In a moment described by ringside announcers as “the most electrifying move in sports history,” The Rock removed his elbow pad, tossed it into the crowd, ran the ropes twice, and delivered the People’s Elbow. The arena in San Antonio nearly shook apart. The “Secret Move” is no longer a secret; it’s a warning to Hogan.

2. The Family Legacy: Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Eddie Guerrero

Result: Rey Mysterio Jr. def. Eddie Guerrero via Pinfall

The Analysis: Stepping in as a replacement for his father, the young Rey Mysterio Jr. proved that the “New Generation” isn’t just about strength—it’s about velocity. Eddie Guerrero, a technical master at his peak, couldn’t keep track of Rey’s 360-degree offense. This win cements the Mysterio name in the WWF hierarchy for the next decade.

3. The Fall of the Deadman: Mick Foley vs. The Undertaker

Result: Mick Foley def. The Undertaker via Pinfall (24:30)

The Shock: The “Deadman” has suffered his first sanctioned loss. Foley, the “Hardcore Icon,” absorbed a level of punishment that would have hospitalized a normal man.

  • The Question: The Hell in a Cell match was originally scheduled for the next round of the USA Contender tournament. With Foley winning, the Commission is scrambling. Fans are demanding a rematch, but the physical toll on both men might make a June Cell match impossible.

4. USA #1 Contender Semi-Final: The Million Dollar Advance

Result: Ted DiBiase def. Eric Bischoff via Submission (12:10)

The Finish: Bischoff’s months of “Black Belt” training were negated by DiBiase’s 90s-peak technical grappling. Once DiBiase locked in the Million Dollar Dream, Bischoff had no escape. DiBiase advances to the finals, looking more dominant than ever.

5. The Main Event: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin vs. Mr. McMahon

Location: Alamodome, San Antonio

Result: Steve Austin def. Vince McMahon via Pinfall

The Reality: The “Executive-turned-Combatant” experiment was more competitive than anyone expected. Vince McMahon, at 54, showed a “Genetic Power” that actually saw him counter Austin’s first two Stunner attempts.

The Controversy: While Vince gained respect from the locker room for his resilience, the underground forums are on fire. Critics claim Austin was “paid” by the McMahon estate to make the fight look competitive and protect the boss’s ego. Regardless, Austin walks out with his hand raised, but the “Mafia” rumors have never been louder.

The “Cancelled” Boxing Invasion

The high-profile bouts between Prince Naseem/Gonzalez and Butterbean/Choi have been officially pulled from the schedule due to “contractual disputes.”

  • The Theory: Underground analysts believe the promoters got cold feet after the Sagat/Ryu tape leaked. They realized that putting “Sports Icons” in a ring with “World Warriors” or WWF Giants was a recipe for a reputational disaster.

Updated June 1, 2000 Rankings

Fighter Record Status
The Rock 2 – 0 Top Contender (The People’s Champion)
Steve Austin 2 – 0 Unstoppable (But rumored “compromised”)
Kurt Angle 2 – 0 Dark Horse (Olympic Dominance)
Kimbo Slice 2 – 0 Brawl Specialist
Bob Sapp 2 – 0 Giant Killer

*** [ WWF_UNDERGROUND_FORUM ] *** Topic: MAY RESULTS MEGATHREAD: ROCK’S SECRET MOVE / TAKER PWNED? / VINCE LIVES??

[ ADMIN_NEIL ] – Posted: June 1, 2000 @ 10:25 AM

Yo, everyone! I hope your T1 lines were ready because the San Antonio results are absolutely insane. We’ve got new meta-moves, a legend falling, and the “Mafia” rumors hitting an all-time high with the boxing cancellation.

Check the feed below and keep the flame wars to a minimum. NO SPAMMING.

[[ THE POST-FIGHT CHAT LOG ]]

User: Xx_The_Great_One_xX

THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW IS THE BOMB DOT COM!! 💣🔥 Did you see the Hurricane’s face? He thought he had the upset pwned after surviving the Rock Bottom, but then Rock just… takes off the elbow pad? It was the most electrifying thing I’ve ever seen. Hurricane got served! The “Secret Move” is 100% legit. GG.

  • Reply: Indie_Watcher_00

    As if! 🙄 Hurricane actually pinned him and the ref was slow-counting. Rock is lucky he’s a “Mafia” favorite. The People’s Elbow is just a fancy elbow drop, let’s be real. Hurricane was the better fighter tonight. Boring!

User: Deadman_Fan_666

UNDERTAKER LOST. IM DONE. 💀 How does Mick Foley beat the Deadman? This has to be a script. Taker looked like he was moving in slow motion. If they don’t do a rematch at Hell in a Cell, I’m canceling my subscription and moving to Japan to watch K-1. Taker got robbed.

  • Reply: Hardcore_Mick_Fan

    Take a chill pill, emo kid. Foley is a beast! He took everything Taker threw and just kept smiling. It wasn’t a fluke, it was hardcore grit. Foley is the new king of the cellar. Taker is just “90s-Peak” and he can’t keep up with the “Cactus” energy. Deal with it! 🌵👊

User: Truth_Seeker_J

BOXING CANCELLED = WWF MAFIA CONFIRMED. 🕵️‍♂️ They knew Prince Naseem and Butterbean would expose the “Giants” as fakes. “Contractual reasons” my butt. Vince is just protecting the Hogan vs. Andre gate. They don’t want real strikers ruining the SummerSlam buy-rate. Follow the money, peeps.

  • Reply: Corporate_Shill_Hunter

    Or maybe Naz was just scared? Gonzalez is a mountain. Naz probably saw the Sagat scar tape and realized he didn’t want his chest opened up. 🤷‍♂️ The boxing guys are all talk. WWF is where the real monsters are.

User: Austin316Rawr

VINCE IS RIPPED?? WTH did I just watch? I thought Austin was going to squash him in 2 mins, but Vince was actually countering the Stunners? Respect to the old man, but Austin 3:16 still says I just pinned your boss! 🐍🍻

  • Reply: Real_Fight_Analyzer

    “Respect”?? Open your eyes! 🤡 Austin was obviously paid to make it look competitive. There is zero chance a 54-year-old CEO stays in the ring with a “Neural Shock” striker like Austin for 20 minutes unless it’s a total work. Vince is just buying “Combat Cred” so he can talk trash to the Street Fighters. Epic fail.

User: Mysterio_Goat

Rey Jr. is the future. 🐐 PWNING Eddie was sick. Bischoff’s training was weak sauce though. DiBiase is going to buy the USA belt at this rate. 💵

[[ CURRENT POLL: WAS AUSTIN PAID OFF? ]]

  • YES: 68% (The Mafia is real!)

  • NO: 32% (Vince is just built different.)

[[ ADMIN NOTE: The “Hell in a Cell” rumors for June are swirling. I’ll post the leaked brackets as soon as the T1 finishes the download. ]]

WWF ARCHIVE: June 2000 “Las Vegas Lockdown” Schedule

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1. THE BOXING INVASION: Vegas Betting Odds (June 4)

The promoters have stopped the legal bickering. The fights are on for June 4th in Las Vegas. The “Sweet Science” is finally meeting the “WWF Giants” under BMF Rules.

Matchup Vegas Odds The “Street” Lean
Prince Naseem vs. Giant Gonzalez Gonzalez (-150) “Naz’s speed is a myth vs. a 7’6″ reach.”
Butterbean vs. Hongman Choi Butterbean (-110) “Bean’s overhand right is the equalizer.”

Note: Butterbean has signed a “Gauntlet Contract.” If he defeats Choi, he is scheduled to fight every single week in June to prove his 90s-peak dominance.

2. HELL IN A CELL: The Rematch of the Century

The Commission’s decision to replace Randy Savage with Mick Foley for the Cell match has sent shockwaves through the “Indie” community.

  • The Decision: Analysts believe the WWF is “protecting” the Savage/DiBiase final. By giving Savage a “bye” to the finals, they ensure a high-revenue technical match for the USA Belt.

  • The Risk: Putting The Undertaker and Mick Foley back in a cage after their May war is being called “medically irresponsible” by Joe Rogan. “You can’t expect Foley’s nervous system to handle another 20-foot drop,” Rogan stated on a recent pirate radio broadcast.

3. THE WCW EXODUS: Goldberg & Scott Hall

The “Mafia” rumors have shifted to the Monday Night War front.

  • Goldberg Negotiations: Word is the WWF is offering Goldberg a record-breaking “Undisputed” contract to jump ship.

  • Scott Hall: “The Bad Guy” has officially entered the WWF. WCW fans are trashing him on IRC channels, claiming he’s “ducking Goldberg” to join the safer WWF environment. Hall’s debut is expected to disrupt the mid-card rankings immediately.

4. THE RETURN OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR

In the most “90s-Peak” move possible, the Ultimate Warrior has issued an Open Challenge for June. He claims he’s here to “purify” the federation of the “Street Fighter” influence. Who will step up to the tassels?

The “Insult” Card: The Rock vs. Doink

The Rock is reportedly furious about his June 15th booking against Doink the Clown.

  • The Rock’s Quote: “The Rock didn’t invent the most electrifying move in sports history to entertain a clown. The Rock should be fighting Hogan, not dodging pies.”

  • The WWF Response: “Wait your turn. Andre and the winner of Savage/DiBiase are the priority.”

The Teenager Comment Section (2000s Era)

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

“TRIPLE H vs X-PAC on June 9? 😱 The Kliq is officially dead! DX is cannibalizing itself. HHH is gonna Pedigree X-Pac into the 19th century. Also, Stone Cold is ‘recovering’? More like he’s hiding because he knows he can’t beat a real warrior like Kurt Angle yet. 🤫”

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    “HHH is the Cerebral Assassin, he doesn’t have friends, he has victims. And shut up about Austin. He took 20 minutes of McMahon’s ‘Genetic Power’ and still won. Let him rest his neck before he Stunners your boy Savage in the finals.”

User: HadoukenKid

“Randy Savage gets a free pass to the finals while Foley and Taker kill each other in a cage? THE MAFIA IS REAL. 🕵️‍♂️ They want a ‘safe’ 90s legend like Savage or DiBiase holding the USA belt because they’re terrified of Ryu or Ken showing up and taking it. #JusticeForFoley”

  • Reply: 90s_Peak_Historian

    “Savage is the GOAT. He doesn’t need a ‘bye’ to win, but he earned it by being the most dependable draw in history. You ‘Street Fighter’ kids are just mad because your hobo hero isn’t on the June poster. Go back to your dirt pits.”

User: MMA_Junky_Ken

Ken Shamrock in the Hell in a Cell undercard??? If he fights a ‘Real’ wrestler, it’s over. Shamrock has been training in the UFC pits. If he gets a leg-lock on someone in June, they aren’t walking until August. 🦶🔒

WWF ARCHIVE: The April Uprising Results

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The month of April 2000 has officially redefined the “Indie” movement within the World Wrestling Federation. Three young, unproven stars stepped into the ring against the “Peak Era” gatekeepers—and all three walked out with their hands raised.

Here is the Post-Fight Medical and Historical Archive for the matches that changed the hierarchy of combat.

Author: Neil Kim Park (Senior Fight Historian)

April 3: The Rock vs. Big Van Vader

Result: The Rock def. Vader via Pinfall (14:22)

The Finish: This was a tactical masterclass in speed vs. mass. Vader spent the first minutes attempting to crush the 27-year-old Rock with “Heavyweight Gravity,” but the younger fighter’s cardio proved superior. The Rock caught the 450-pound “Mastodon” off-balance. In a display of raw, peak-athletic strength, The Rock drove Vader into the canvas with his signature Rock Bottom.

Medical Update: Vader was assisted to the back suffering from significant wind-knock and minor rib displacement. The Rock emerged relatively unscathed, famously telling the ringside cameras that he has “yet to show the world what the most electrifying man in sports entertainment is truly capable of.” Notably, he did not utilize his rumored “elbow” maneuver, relying instead on pure high-impact wrestling.

April 7: Triple H vs. Mick Foley

Result: Triple H def. Mick Foley via Pinfall (22:45)

The Finish: This was the most “surgical” victory of the year. While Foley invited Triple H into a chaotic brawling match, the 30-year-old “Cerebral Assassin” refused to play Foley’s game. Triple H focused entirely on Foley’s equilibrium, using high-impact knee strikes to the temple.

The finish came when Foley attempted his “Mandible Claw” nerve strike. Triple H countered by kicking Foley in the midsection and hooking both arms behind his back. He drove Foley’s head straight into the mat with a high-velocity Pedigree. The impact was so severe that Foley was unconscious before the referee’s hand hit the mat for the three-count.

April 14: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin vs. Big Boss Man

Location: Alamodome, San Antonio

Result: Steve Austin def. Big Boss Man via Pinfall (11:05)

The Finish: The Alamodome was a powder keg. The 330-pound Boss Man utilized his 90s-peak agility to keep Austin pinned in the corners, nearly ending the fight early with a devastating Sidewalk Slam. However, Austin’s “Indie” resilience—honed in the brutal regional circuits—allowed him to survive the trauma.

As the Boss Man prepared to deliver his finishing slam, Austin utilized a “Twitch-Fiber” reaction to kick the giant in the stomach. Before the Boss Man could recover his breath, Austin grabbed him by the jaw and dropped into the Stone Cold Stunner. The neural shock of the strike caused the 330-pound enforcer to collapse instantly. Austin threw a casual, one-arm lateral press over the Boss Man’s chest for the three-count, solidifying the “Rattlesnake” as a legitimate threat to Hulk Hogan.

April 2000: The “New Generation” Rankings

Fighter April Record Momentum Status
The Rock 1 – 0 High (Strongest win against a Super Heavyweight)
Steve Austin 1 – 0 Extreme (Proven he can “stun” the peak legends)
Triple H 1 – 0 Calculating (Proved technical dominance over “Hardcore”)

The Historian’s Take: The “Indie” stars are no longer prospects. They are contenders. With the Undisputed WWF Belt tournament approaching, the “Peak Legends” like Hogan and Andre the Giant can no longer ignore the 20-somethings.