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Full Hell in a Cell Fight Card Revealed!

Posted on by Maria Cristina Aguillera

Yo, the server is absolutely melting. I just got the final, 100% confirmed fight card for tonight’s PPV in Chicago. If you thought the “Boxing Invasion” was wild, wait until you see who just stepped off a plane from Thailand. The “Mafia” has outdone themselves—this is the most “Peak 90s-meets-2000” card in history.

[[ CHICAGO CARNAGE: THE FINAL CARD ]]

1. THE OPENER: STREET FIGHTER REMATCH

Kimbo Slice (2-0) vs. Rey Zulu Jr. (0-2)

  • The Beef: Kimbo is looking for the hat-trick. Zulu Jr. is desperate to prove his lineage isn’t just a memory. Expect bare-knuckle energy and a very short clock. Kimbo is the heavy favorite to go 3-0.

2. UFC WORLD TITLE FIGHT (TRILOGY CLAUSE)

Ken Shamrock (C) vs. Royce Gracie

  • The History: Shamrock took the belt via TKO back on Feb 13th, but the Gracie camp called it a fluke.

  • The Stakes: Pure UFC rules. No ropes, no pins, just tap or nap. There is a rematch clause in the contract—if Royce wins, we’re looking at the ultimate trilogy fight in July.

3. UFC #1 CONTENDER MATCH

Kurt Angle vs. Shane McMahon

  • The Vibe: Mid-card chaos. Angle is the favorite, but Shane-O-Mac has been training with “secret shooters.” The winner gets the next shot at the Shamrock/Gracie winner. Shane’s black eye from training is proof he’s taking this “shoot” seriously.

4. THE “IDENTITY” WAR (EXTREME RULES)

Mad Dogg vs. The Ultimate Warrior

  • The Weapon: The “Outback Shredder” (that serrated steel surfboard) has been spotted at ringside. Mad Dogg wants the name. Warrior wants to protect the myth. This is going to be the bloodiest match of the night.

5. THE SURPRISE DEBUT: THE EMPEROR VS. THE GIANT

Sagat (0-0) vs. Kevin Nash (0-1)

  • The Shocker: It’s HIM. 7’4″, eye patch, and a massive scar across his chest (rumor is a kid in a gi gave it to him in Japan). This is Sagat’s first time on US soil and his first pro-wrestling sanctioned match.

  • The Corners: Sagat has Ken Masters, Adon, and Gen in his corner. Nash is backed by Hulk Hogan and the newly signed Scott Hall. The “Wolfpac” vs. “Muay Thai Royalty.” This is legendary.

6. THE MAIN EVENT: HELL IN A CELL

The Undertaker vs. Mick Foley

  • The Controversy: Despite the “Vocal Minority” of fans protesting the safety of the match, the Cell is lowering. Foley is reportedly refusing medical checks. Taker is silent. Chicago is ready for a funeral.

[[ THE THREAD: PPV PREDICTIONS ]]

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

SAGAT IS HERE?! 🐯 Scar and all! Seeing him stand next to Kevin Nash is gonna be insane. Nash is 0-1 and he’s facing a guy who can throw Tiger Shots? RIP Big Sexy. Also, Scott Hall joining Hogan? The nWo is basically invading the Street Fighter camp.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Ken Masters being in Sagat’s corner is the real twist. I thought they hated each other! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe the “WWF Mafia” is so strong they had to team up. And Kimbo 3-0 is a lock. Zulu Jr. doesn’t have the chin for it.

User: HadoukenKid

The chest scar on Sagat looks fresh. 🐉 If Nash hits a Jackknife Powerbomb on that scar, Sagat might actually explode. But with Gen and Adon there? No one is interfering in that match. That’s a hit-squad.

User: BeefSlammer69

FOLEY IN THE CELL!! 🎭 I don’t care about the protestors. I want to see the tacks. I want to see the blood. And I want to see Sagat Tiger Uppercut Hogan off the apron!! 👊😤

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing Scott Hall might try to “Survey the Group” during the Sagat match. Keep your eyes on the entrance ramp. The Allstate Arena is about to explode! ]]

WWF ARCHIVE: June 2000 “Las Vegas Lockdown” Results

Posted on by Maria Cristina Aguillera

The Las Vegas Lockdown has officially concluded, and the combat sports world is reeling. While the WWF prepares for the “Chicago Carnage” of Hell in a Cell, the 56k modems are melting down over the results from Nevada. The “Boxing Invasion” wasn’t just a gimmick—it was a demolition.

Here is the restored archive from June 5, 2000.

WWF ARCHIVE: June 2000 “Las Vegas Lockdown” Results

Author: Neil Kim Park (Senior Fight Historian)

1. The “Beast” Unleashed: Butterbean vs. Hongman Choi

Result: Butterbean def. Hongman Choi via K.O. (3:22)

The Analysis: In a performance that erased any doubt about boxing power, Butterbean dismantled the 7’2″ Choi in less than three minutes. Surprisingly, Bean showcased a “hybrid” style, utilizing clinch-throws and heavy leg kicks that gassed the giant early. After three massive knockdowns, Choi was unable to answer the 10-count.

  • The Fallout: Butterbean has officially entered the “June Gauntlet.” He is scheduled to fight every week this month to prove the “Sweet Science” is the supreme discipline.

2. The Miracle in the Desert: Prince Naseem vs. Giant Gonzalez

Result: Prince Naseem Hamed def. Giant Gonzalez via Pinfall (7:08)

The Analysis: This was the most “unreal” fight of the 2000s. Naz entered at a heavier 158 lbs, sacrificing speed for durability.

  • The Drama: Gonzalez nearly ended the fight early with a crushing pin, leaving the undefeated boxer visibly hurt for the first time in his career.

  • The Finish: Naz shocked the world by abandoning traditional boxing, utilizing Lucha Libre dropkicks to soften the Giant’s base. In a final, physics-defying moment, the Prince executed a high-flying Lucha finisher to pin the 7’6″ monster.

[[ CELEBRITY & ANALYST REACTION THREAD ]]

Joe Rogan (The “Truth-Seeker”):

“Did you see Naz? He was doing Hurricanranas! A world-class boxer just beat a 7-foot giant with Lucha Libre. If you told me this in April, I’d say you were high. But Butterbean? That wasn’t luck. That was a 400lb wrecking ball with wrestling fundamentals. The ‘Invaders’ are evolving, man. The WWF locker room should be terrified.”

Mike Tyson (Boxing Legend):

“Butterbean is a bad, bad man. He showed those wrestling guys that a punch is a punch, no matter how tall you are. And Naz? He’s got the heart of a lion. He went into the ‘Shadow’ and came out with the win. Boxing 2, WWF 0. Deal with it.”

The Rock (Indie Sensation):

“The Rock sees the Prince dancing. The Rock sees the Bean punching. It’s cute. But while they’re playing ‘Crossover,’ The Rock is getting ready to slap the face off a clown in June. You want ‘Electrifying’? Wait until the People’s Champion gets his hands on these ‘Invaders’ in the fall.”

[[ HELL IN A CELL: CHICAGO CARNAGE CARD ]]

Location: Allstate Arena, Chicago, IL

Matchup Stipulation The “Heat” Level
Undertaker vs. Mick Foley Hell in a Cell 10/10 (The Rematch)
Shane McMahon vs. Kurt Angle UFC Rules 8/10 (Prove-it Match)
Ken Shamrock vs. Royce Gracie Non-Title Rematch 9/10 (Grudge)
Ultimate Warrior vs. Road Kill “Battle for the Name” 7/10 (Indie vs. Legend)

Special Report: Shane McMahon has officially relinquished his mandatory challenger status to focus on Kurt Angle. Shane-O-Mac claims the Shamrock win was “pure skill,” and he’s going into the Octagon-style cage with an Olympic gold medalist to prove he is the elite “McMahon Fighter.”

The Teenager Comment Section (2000s Era)

User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX

NAZ PINNED GONZALEZ?!?! 😱 My mind is blown. I thought the ‘Mountain’ was gonna sit on him. Boxing fans are gonna be so annoying on IRC tonight lol. But for real, Shane vs Kurt Angle under UFC rules? Shane is gonna get his limbs turned into pretzels. 🥨 Angle is 2-0 and he’s a machine. RIP Shane.

  • Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000

    Shane has ‘Genetic Power’ though! He’s crazy enough to jump off the top of the cell. But yeah, Angle is scary. Also, Road Kill is an Australian punk? I saw his tapes on a LimeWire leak. He’s wild, but the Ultimate Warrior is gonna snort him like a pixie stick. 😤

User: HadoukenKid

Butterbean is a tank. He looks bigger than his 5’11 offiicial measurements, I think he is actually 6’3″ and Hang Man Choi only 6’11. You know how much these promoters inflate or deflate these numbers. Anyways🚜 Choi didn’t even know what hit him. If Bean keeps fighting every week, he’s gonna be 5-0 by July. Why isn’t he in the USA Tournament? Oh wait, I forgot—the Mafia wants Savage vs DiBiase. 🙄 They’re hiding the real killers in the Vegas cards. #FreeTheBean

User: Sk8er_Gurl_99

Undertaker vs Foley in Chicago… I’m literally shaking. 😭 Foley already lost in May, if he goes into the Cell he’s gonna end up in a wheelchair. This is the darkest timeline. I hope the ‘Deadman’ shows some mercy. 🕯️💀

[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m working on getting the pre-match medical scans for Foley. The rumors say he’s already fighting with 3 broken ribs. Stay tuned. ]]