Yo! We are just three days away from the June 15th clash in the “Chicago Carnage” aftermath. While everyone is talking about the Super Heavyweight brackets and Sagat’s training, The Rock has a date with a nightmare.
The WWF Mafia has booked a “Psycho Circus” match. It’s The Rock vs. Doink the Clown. Most people think this is a joke—until you remember that under that face paint, Doink is a technical submission specialist.
[[ TALE OF THE TAPE: JUNE 15, 2000 ]]
| FEATURE | THE ROCK | DOINK THE CLOWN |
| Height | 6’5″ | 6’0″ |
| Weight | 275 lbs | 245 lbs |
| Finisher | Rock Bottom / People’s Elbow | Whoopee Cushion / Stump Puller |
| Record (2000) | 14-2 (Peak Momentum) | 2-4 (Underground Circuits) |
| Recent Win | The Hurricane (via Pinfall) | Local Jobber (via Submission) |
| Weapon of Choice | The People’s Eyebrow | Joy Buzzer / Trick Buckets |
[[ EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: THE ROCK SPEAKS ]]
I caught up with The Great One backstage after his workout. He’s currently on a tear, fresh off two massive victories that have redefined his 2000 run.
Admin_Neil: “Rock, the fans are still buzzing about your wins over Vader and The Hurricane. How are you feeling heading into June 15th against a clown?”
The Rock: > “Finally… The Rock has come back… to the underground! You want to talk about Vader? You want to talk about a 450-pound mastodon that smells like a wet dog and looks like a burnt marshmallow? The Rock took Vader, the biggest ‘God’ from Japan, and he Rock Bottomed his candy-ass straight through the canvas! 👊
And then… the WWF sends out ‘The Hurricane.’ A man who thinks he can fly? A man who wears a cape to work? The Rock didn’t just beat him—The Rock took that little green cape, wiped the sweat off the People’s Brow, and then… for the first time in history… I laid it down. The most electrifying move in sports entertainment. The People’s Elbow. ⚡️
Now, Vince and his ‘Mafia’ cronies want to send out a clown? Doink? You think because you paint your face and squeeze a rubber chicken that The Rock is scared? Doink, you listen to The Rock: You bring your buckets, you bring your midgets, you bring your cotton candy… because on June 15th, The Rock is going to take that big red nose, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy-ass! If ya smell… what The Rock… is cookin’!”
[[ ANALYST PREDICTION: THE “PEOPLE’S” PREVAIL ]]
Joe Rogan: “Look, Doink is dangerous because he’s unpredictable. He might have a second Doink under the ring, or he might use that ‘Stump Puller’ to snap The Rock’s ankle. But The Rock is in a different universe right now. That ‘People’s Elbow’ he used on The Hurricane? It’s pure showmanship backed by 275 lbs of muscle. I don’t see the Clown surviving the first 5 minutes.”
[[ THE THREAD: THE “CLOWN” CONSPIRACY ]]
User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX
THE PEOPLE’S ELBOW!! ⚡️ I saw it live against Hurricane. The way he takes off the elbow pad and throws it into the crowd? Peak entertainment. Doink is gonna get his wig flipped.
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Reply: Raw_Is_War_2000
Don’t sleep on the Clown. 🤡 Rumor is the “Mafia” hired the evil Doink, not the babyface one. If he uses a joy-buzzer or a bucket of water to distract the ref, Rocky might actually lose this one.
User: HadoukenKid
The Hurricane losing to that Elbow was a travesty. 🦸♂️ He should have used the “Eye of the Storm.” But seeing The Rock vs Vader was legendary. Vader looked like he didn’t know what hit him.
User: BeefSlammer69
ROCK VS DOINK!! 👊😤 I want to see The Rock hit a Rock Bottom on a clown. It’s what 2000 was made for. And after that, let’s see Rock vs Sagat! The People’s Champ vs The Emperor! 🐯⚡️
[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: I’m hearing that Doink has been spotted buying 50 gallons of green slime from a local warehouse. June 15th is going to be messy! ]]