*** [ WWF_UNDERGROUND_FORUM ] *** Topic: JUNE “CHICAGO CARNAGE” PREVIEW: SHANE-O-MAC TRAINING LEAK / THE PRINCE SPEAKS / THE BEAST’S GAUNTLET
[ ADMIN_NEIL ] – Posted: June 6, 2000 @ 11:20 PM
Yo, the Vegas dust hasn’t even settled and Chicago is already looking like a bloodbath. If you thought May was wild, June is about to break the internet (and my server). I’ve got the latest leaks on Shane’s “UFC” prep, the lowdown on this “Road Kill” guy, and the fallout from Naz’s win.
[[ LEAKED: SHANE MCMAHON TRAINING FOOTAGE ]]
I just got a 5MB .AVI clip of Shane training at a “secret location” (looks like a warehouse in Greenwich).
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The Footage: Shane isn’t just jumping off stuff. He’s drilling double-leg takedowns and sprawl-and-brawl defense with actual shooters. He’s leaner, faster, and looks obsessed.
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The Rumor: Word is he’s hired a “Gray-Market” catch wrestler to help him survive Kurt Angle. He knows he can’t out-wrestle an Olympian, so he’s training for “Terminal Impact”—one big, high-risk move to end it.
[[ WHO IS ROAD KILL? ]]
For everyone asking about the guy fighting the Ultimate Warrior:
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The Profile: Road Kill isn’t just some “Australian punk.” He’s a 320lb Amish-themed brawler trained by Tazz and Perry Saturn at the House of Hardcore.
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The Style: He’s a “Hardcore Hybrid”—he can do top-rope splashes (the “Amish Splash”) but has the raw power of a tractor.
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The Beef: He claims the “Ultimate Warrior” name belongs to the fans, not a “90s relic.” This isn’t a wrestling match; it’s a collision.
[[ PRINCE NASEEM HITS BACK AT THE ROCK ]]
After The Rock called the boxers “cute” and told them to stop “playing crossover,” Naz went off on a UK radio show:
“The Rock talks about ‘Electrifying’? Tell him to come to the ring without his scriptwriters and see how electrifying a left hook to the liver feels. He’s fighting clowns and pies while I’m pinning 7-foot giants. He’s a movie star; I’m a fighter. If he wants to see ‘The People’s Champion,’ he can look at my reflection in his sunglasses.”
[[ STONE COLD RECOVERY STATUS ]]
Austin is currently “dark.” No interviews, no sightings.
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The Intel: His neck took a massive hit during the McMahon match (that first Stunner counter was brutal). He’s reportedly in a private facility in Texas. Some say he’s “compromised,” but others say he’s just waiting for the SummerSlam brackets to finalize so he can hunt whoever is left standing.
[[ THE BUTTERBEAN GAUNTLET ]]
After destroying Choi, the “King of the 4-Rounders” is fighting every week. Here is the rumored schedule:
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June 11: vs. The Big Boss Man (BMF Rules – The ultimate “Wall vs. Wall” fight)
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June 18: vs. Viscera (Super-Heavyweight Clash)
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June 25: vs. Mark Henry (The “World’s Strongest Man” vs. The “World’s Hardest Puncher”)
[[ THE THREAD: JUNE PREDICTIONS ]]
User: Xx_NWO_For_Life_xX
Road Kill is gonna eat the Warrior for breakfast. 🍗 Have you seen him in ECW? He’s a tank. Warrior hasn’t fought a guy like that since… ever. Also, Naz 1-0 in the WWF is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The “Mafia” must be furious that their giant got pinned by a featherweight. 🤣
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Reply: HulksterMania_316
STFU. Warrior is a force of nature. Road Kill is just a guy in overalls. 🚜 And Naz got lucky. If Gonzalez didn’t gape at him like a statue, Naz would be in a body cast. Boxing is still a joke.
User: MMA_Junky_Ken
Shane fighting Angle under UFC rules is suicide. 💀 I don’t care how many “secret shooters” he trains with. Angle is a machine. If this isn’t a “work,” Shane is leaving the Allstate Arena in an ambulance.
User: BeefSlammer69
Butterbean vs Boss Man!! Meat fight!! 🥩 Bean punches him into the 90s. Boss Man is too slow. Bean is 3-0 by next week. 👊😤
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