SURVIVOR SERIES 2026: LIVE FROM KANSAS CITY

[[ THE OPENING BROADCAST ]]

JIM LAMPLEY: Welcome to the most chaotic night in the history of combat sports! We are live from a sold-out Kemper Arena. Tonight, the “Holy Grail”—the Undisputed Wrestling Championship—will be crowned. But Larry, Lennox, before we even get to the ring, the landscape has been leveled by medical pull-outs and backstage violence.

LARRY MERCHANT: It’s a disgrace, Jim. I’ve covered boxing for fifty years, and I’ve never seen a “sanctioned” event dissolve into this kind of anarchy. First, the Boxing Team—De La Hoya, Butterbean, and Naseem were ready. They were in the locker room. But Rey Mercer? Not cleared. Again. The “Gonzaga” doctors are treating these boxers like they’re made of glass.

LENNOX LEWIS: (Nodding) To be fair, Larry, if the doctors see a neurological risk, they have to pull him. But it looks bad when you have Gen, a man who is literally facing his final days, stepping into the ring against a 30-year-old powerhouse like the Ultimate Warrior. If a dying man can find the courage to fight, why can’t the Boxing Syndicate find a fourth man? It makes the sweet science look… well, not so sweet tonight.

LARRY MERCHANT: They aren’t making excuses, Lennox; they’re being marginalized! But what just happened backstage? That wasn’t sport. That was a street brawl.


[[ BACKSTAGE: THE TRUTH REVEALED ]]

MICHAEL COLE: I’m standing here with The Rock, who was forced out of tonight’s UWC Title match due to a “training injury.” Rock, the world wants to know—what really happened in that camp?

THE ROCK: (Leaning in, eyes intense) What happened? The Rock will tell you exactly what happened. Two cowards, two bottom-feeders crept into The Rock’s camp wearing masks. They attacked The Rock from behind. But The Rock is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment, and even blindsided, The Rock landed two massive right hands. I knew those eyes, Cole. I knew it was X-Pac and Scott Hall—Triple H’s little lapdogs!

THE ROCK: (Turning toward the locker room door) Triple H is jealous! He’s been ducking elite fighters, fighting old men and his own buddies while The Rock was out here being the #2 Contender! It’s not The Rock’s fault that Triple H isn’t a contender. It’s not The Rock’s fault that Hunter is a coward!

[Suddenly, TRIPLE H bursts out of the locker room, fuming. X-PAC and SCOTT HALL follow behind, wearing dark sunglasses.]

TRIPLE H: You want to talk about ducking? You’re the one sitting out the biggest night in history with a “bruised ego,” Rock!

[The Rock steps up, reaching for Hall’s sunglasses, but STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN suddenly appears from the shadows. Austin doesn’t say a word—he reaches out and rips the glasses off Hall and X-Pac himself.]

MICHAEL COLE: Oh my! Look at their eyes! Both Hall and X-Pac have massive black eyes! The Rock was telling the truth!

[A massive brawl erupts. Austin, Triple H, The Rock, and the “Kliq” are tearing the hallway apart. Security is useless until VINCE MCMAHON and the Board of Directors storm in with police.]

VINCE MCMAHON: STOP IT! THAT IS IT! Triple H… Austin… you’re OUT! You want to act like thugs? You’re GONE from the WarGames! Get them out of my building!


[[ THE COMMENTARY REACTION ]]

JIM LAMPLEY: I am in total shock. Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin have been pulled from the WarGames!

LARRY MERCHANT: (Scoffing) Oh, Jim, please. Open your eyes. This is the ugly part of pro-wrestling. In boxing or the UFC, a backstage brawl leads to a lawsuit or a suspension of a license, but the fight usually goes on because of the money.

LARRY MERCHANT: Vince isn’t suspending them for “conduct.” He’s using this brawl as an excuse to protect his rising stars! He saw Zangief demolish the Sumo world and two pro-wrestlers in three weeks. He’s terrified that his “Cerebral Assassin” and his “Rattlesnake” were going to get their careers ended inside that cage by the Russian. He’s hiding them!


[[ THE UPDATED WARGAMES SQUAD ]]

JIM LAMPLEY: Here is the emergency update for the WarGames:

  • TEAM WRESTLER: The Big Show, X-Pac, Farooq, and Kane.

  • TEAM STREET FIGHTER: Ken, Sagat, Zangief, and Blanka. (Guile has elected to sit out).


[[ LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEW: TEAM STREET FIGHTER ]]

JOE ROGAN: I’m here with the Captain of the Street Fighters, Guile. Major, the Wrestling team just lost their two biggest stars. What’s your reaction to this chaos?

GUILE: (Standing stoically, arms crossed) It’s a classic military tactic, Joe. “Deception.” Triple H and Vince are still trying to figure out our ceiling. After Zangief’s warm-up bouts, they realized they couldn’t win a fair fight. The Rock gave them an excuse, and Triple H capitalized on it to save his own skin. He’s not the “Cerebral Assassin” for nothing—he’s a master of tactical retreat.

JOE ROGAN: So why are you sitting out?

GUILE: I’m the commander. I don’t need to be in the trenches to win this battle. I’m going to sit back and observe. I have total confidence that Ken, Sagat, Zangief, and Blanka can dismantle whatever “replacements” Vince throws at them. The mission doesn’t change. We came here to prove the ring is obsolete. Tonight, the cage proves it for us.


[[ ADMIN_NEIL NOTE: The WarGames has shifted from a “Star-Studded” affair to a “Survival” mission for the Wrestlers. With Kane and Big Show in the mix, it’s a battle of pure monsters! ]]

11 thoughts on “SURVIVOR SERIES 2026: LIVE FROM KANSAS CITY

  1. Bwahaha! Guile’s strategy is on point! He’s not gonna get involved in the chaos. I can’t wait to see Zangief throw one of those wannabes out! #TeamStreetFighter

  2. Whatever, bro! Wrestling is still fake! Now they’re bringing in all these ‘action movie’ guys like it’s a blockbuster. Stick to the ring, boys! #OnlyRealWrestlers

  3. The REAL fight is gonna be between Ken and Zangief! Can’t believe they put Kane and Big Show on the same team. It’s gonna be a BEAST FEST! LET’S GO!

  4. All I’m saying is how can these ‘street fighters’ even compare?! They won’t last against classic legends like Hogan. We need REAL WRESTLING HERE! Not this nonsense!

  5. C’mon, man! Those ‘Kliq’ guys are always causing issues. Just bring in Ryu and Ken already! This is not supposed to be a street fight—let’s see some martial arts! That’s entertainment!

  6. HAHAHA! VINCE IS SCARED! He’s keeping the ‘Cerebral Assassin’ out? No wonder! Zangief is coming for you, Hunter! 💪#StreetFighterRulz

  7. OMG, THE ROCK HAS BEEN SCREWED! TRIPLE H IS A COWARD! THIS IS THE NIGHT OF THE UNDISPUTED TITLE AND WE NEED THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT! #WWFUNIFICATION

  8. Why y’all actin’ like Triple H wasn’t gonna get ripped apart by Zangief anyway? He’s a joke, bro! F4F, but I’m totally here for the chaos anyway lol!

  9. Dude, why all the drama? The Rock is probably just milking the spotlight. I mean, we all know he can’t rely on his in-ring skill alone! Hahaha. And what about Mario? THAT GUY CAN GO!

  10. I can’t believe Triple H and Austin got kicked out! This is insane! Hope The Rock gets his chance still. These guys can’t take a real challenge!

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